Houston We Have a Problem [Explicit Lyrics]

Track Listings
1. Chamillionaire Intro
2. Chamillionaire & Rasaq- Freestyle (Paul Wall Diss)
3. Paul Wall feat. Big Pokey- Sittin Sideways
4. Beanie Sigel feat. Bun B- Purple Rain (Ode To Sizzurp)
5. Slim Thug & The Neptunes - Do It For You
6. Chamillionaire Speaks
7. Chamillionaire- Ask About Me
8. Aj- Y'All Don'T Want It With Us
9. Chamillionaire Speaks
10. C. Ride- H-Town To Mia
11. Pimp-C feat. Lil' Flip & Z-Ro- Comin Up
12. Lil' Flip Speaks
13. Lil' Flip feat. 50 Cent & Pharrell - Package Of Power (Obscene remix)
14. Lunch Money- Mind's Playing Tricks On Me (Freestyle)
15. Chamillionaire- Sittin Back
16. Pitbull Speaks
17. Pitbull- Freestyle
18. Bun-B- Roc 4 Life (Freestyle)
19. Chamillionaire- Message To The Streets
20. Archie Lee & Coota Bang- Mobbed Up Style
See all 29 tracks on this disc

Editorial Reviews
Product Description
DJ Obscene recruits Chamillionaire to host HOUSTON: WE HAVE A PROBLEM mixtape Vol. 1. OG Ron C chops and screws this one. Featuring New music from Chamillionaire, Pitbull, Archie Lee, Paul Wall, Pimp C, Bun B, and more!

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Houston We Have a Problem [Explicit Lyrics]

Houston We Have a Problem [Explicit Lyrics]
Houston: We Have a Drinking Problem
Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
  • perfect music
  • An amazing alternative!
  • Listen UP!
  • Houston, We Have A Record Review
  • spectacular
 Houston: We Have a Drinking Problem
Bad Astronaut
Manufacturer: Honest Don's Hardly
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

GeneralGeneral | Alternative Rock | Styles | Music
PunkPunk | Hardcore & Punk | Alternative Rock | Styles | Music
GeneralGeneral | Rock | Styles | Music
Pop RockPop Rock | Pop | Styles | Music
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  3. War of the Worlds
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  5. Acoustic

ASIN: B00006JODM
Release Date: 2002-10-15

Tracks:

  1. These Days
  2. Clear Cutting
  3. Single
  4. Break Your Frame
  5. Disarm
  6. Not A Dull Moment
  7. You Deserve This
  8. If I Had A Son
  9. Solar Sister
  10. Off The Wagon
  11. Another Dead Romance
  12. Killers And Liars
  13. Our Greatest Year
  14. The Passenger

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars perfect music.......2007-07-16

Ok, I've been listening to this album for a while now, and I can honestly say this is the best album I've ever heard. The funny thing is I didn't know it at first. I started off only liking a few tracks and skipping the rest. But over time it grew on me. I gradually started liking more and more tracks until finally I liked all 14. That's when I realized what a masterpiece this album actually is. It's perfect music. Joey Cape is a musical genius. He has such a sense of melody, I don't think he could make a bad song if he tried(props to the rest of the band too). I can tell it took him many years of songwriting and singing experience to get to this point. I've listened closely to the lyrics and tried to figure out what the songs are about, but for most of them it's really hard to tell. Seems like Joey has a clever formula for writing that allows the songs' meanings to stay hidden, while still giving you a general idea. That's a good thing, though. There's a wide range of sounds and styles on the album, no two songs sound alike, but it all fits together nicely. Lyrics are included inside, as well as some cool pictures.

No matter what I say here, it won't justify how good this album is. There are no words to describe it that will do it justice. Just buy it. Hopefully you will like it as much as I do.

5 out of 5 stars An amazing alternative!.......2006-05-24

My feelings of this album range from enthusiastic to melancholy. Months ago I came across these guys and after a few days of this album, "Houston: We Have a Drinking Problem", by Bad Astronaut, I must confess that these add yet another character to rock. These guys simply rock! There's no reason that this band, in its current musical trend, should never reach stardom.

If you think back on all of the greatest rock band's albums, and recall a certain buzz, then this album will hold your ears in suspense and a need for more. The lyrics are superbly written with vocabulary that only enhances the emotional attachment felt through this album in its entirety. When you hear "Traveling by stereo its suspension time in space. Your best, your worst, as you journey through the system you define body and mind.", then lead off into a casual frustration of old rock progressions while finalizing with a great conclusion with class and creativity, you'll realize that Bad Astronaut is something worth more than listening to. It's worth understanding.

If you really enjoy that raw rock sound, "Houston: We Have a Drinking Problem", by Bad Astronaut, is a great buy.

And by the way, enjoy!

5 out of 5 stars Listen UP!.......2006-02-24

Great c.d.
If you are expecting to hear Lagwagon DO NOT BUY THIS!!! That's why it was released by another band...
If you can not be so shallow minded & put your idealistic punk views to the side for a second you might be able to enjoy this record...

5 out of 5 stars Houston, We Have A Record Review.......2005-08-29

You are reading reviews for this record, no doubt, for one of two reasons: Either you've come across this band through indie torrent searching, or you're a fan of Lagwagon and Joey Cape. To this knowledge, there are a few things any listener of these CDs should be aware of.

Bad Astronaut, due to the creation of writer/singer Joey Cape, has been labeled by many as a genre of punk. Admittedly, when you spin back towards Acrophobe, the distinctions are considerably more blurred. However, I cannot possibly categorize Houston... as a punk CD.

This is the unfortunate fault of many people who buy these CDs. Most of them have expected a CD on par with Lagwagon, and this is simply not the case. The music is not so similar(unless, as I mentioned, you're listening to Acrophobe, which shares much more in common with Lagwagon than Houston does). As poor David Hyatt is concerned, this CD isn't "Punk" enough for good ol' Joey Cape. The flaw in reasoning is at once understandable, due to categorization, but also poorly thought out.

The first thing you should note about Houston... is the slow progression of the opening track, These Days, which is a dead giveaway to the nature of this CD. The CD itself flows in a slower, conceptual way, dropping the speed and breakdowns of Lagwagon. If anything, Bad Astronaut has created a CD that flows into a vein of music that defines generalization. As so far, I have yet to hear a band that sounds even remotely similar.

I disagree with David, who seems to believe that the lyrics to Houston... are not as impressive as Lagwagon lyrics. Personally, I've always found Lagwagon to fall short in their lyrical content, mostly because Joey Cape's inability to direct an idea in his lyrics consistently. What's impressive, to me, about Houston... is the advancement of the lyrics, and their scope and nature. If you listen to this CD, it becomes apparent that there's a story here. If nothing else, this CD is just as the name suggests: the life of a drinker and a mover.

The CD is not without it's dead points, personally I cannot usually listen to Solar Sister or If I Had a Son, as they typically bore me to death. Though, the rest of the tracks on the CD more than make up for the two points I consider to be weak. And sure, there are a few spots where the lyrics get a little bit silly(Not a Dull Moment), but even those can be overlooked.

I believe that Bad Astronaut is truly the side of Joey Cape that's been trying to get out. As if his acoustic split with Tony Sly wasn't proof of this fact, it just seems to me that without spending so much time away from Lagwagon, he would've never come to realize a CD as broad and amazing as this. It shows maturity in bounds and leaps over the same tried-and-true formula that Lagwagon is famous for. Really, isn't this what music is about? Maturity? Growing up and experimenting?

This CD is an amazing testament to how complex any one person can be, showing that even the hardest rockers can expel their shell for something a bit more modest. I believe Joey Cape has done a great job with this CD, as well as the entire band as a whole(rest in peace Derrick Plourde). Perhaps the only true issue I have with this CD is the volume it was recorded at, which has the tendency to make even the kindest and smoothest speakers crackle a bit here and there, but overall, the production value is superb.

If there were ever a category for Bad Astronaut, I would list it as something around a Pop Funk Emo. But let's hope it never comes to that, because categorizing music makes it less individualistic, and Bad Astronaut is certainly it's own individual in the music industry.

5 out of 5 stars spectacular.......2005-02-16

this is probly the best band i have listend to since weezer.

I love all music, seriosly. I think this band (primarily this cd) is perfect in all aspects. Listen to "disarm" and "another dead romance" and you hear what im trying to say. With tempo changes, heavy guitar, acoustics, piano, the band takes bits and peices from all styles of music, and surgicly combines them to create thier product.

If you like rock, any kind of rock, youll love this CD.
Houston, We Have a Problem
Average customer rating: Not rated
    		Houston, We Have a Problem
    Doug Stanhope
    Manufacturer: Stand Up! Records
    ProductGroup: Music
    Binding: Audio CD

    GeneralGeneral | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
    GeneralGeneral | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
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    ASIN: B000PMG4SK
    Release Date: 2007-02-06

    Tracks:

    1. Intro
    2. Gay Marriage
    3. Pledge of Allegiance
    4. God
    5. Siegfried & Roy
    6. Paul McCartney
    7. Dixie Chicks
    8. Rush Limbaugh/Drugs
    9. Reality TV
    10. Jessica Simpson

    Product Description

    Ever find yourself in the disconcerting position of realizing that what country music singers do on tour has very little bearing on your own life? What about when you notice that people probably do drugs because, well, they work? Do you pause, in the course of daily conversation, to allow others to absorb the irony of whatever might have just occurred? Dear comedy lover, despite your best intentions, you might not be a redneck. You should, however, be a Greg Proops fan, and "Houston, We Have a Problem," Proops' debut release on Stand Up! Records, is likely to induce the sort of vigorous agreement and laughter that might lead you to look uncannily like a Harry Carrey bobblehead. Sally forth into an aural landscape wherein your tour guide, Greg Proops, skips gleefully from tirades on the mind-altering proclivities of Rush Limbaugh to the commonalities between the Emperor Claudius and George W. Bush, his love of reality TV, the relative likelihood of God's attending a baseball game, and whether the pledge of allegiance is a reaffirmation of Jeffersonian principles or simply a good way to get out of a few minutes of first period. With a lofty vocabulary dressing up a gutter-bound mind, Proops proved his mettle on shows such as "Whose Line is it Anyway?" and stages around the world, and now he's ready to grace your CD player with his wry sense of life in the modern age.
    Houston We Have a Problem, Vol. 3
    Average customer rating: Not rated
      		Houston We Have a Problem, Vol. 3
      Bun B , and DJ Obscene
      Manufacturer: 101 Distribution
      ProductGroup: Music
      Binding: Audio CD

      Gangsta & HardcoreGangsta & Hardcore | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
      GeneralGeneral | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
      Southern RapSouthern Rap | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
      Pop RapPop Rap | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
      ASIN: B000GY72U6
      Release Date: 2006-06-23

      Tracks:

      1. Houston We Have a Promblem, Vol. 3 Intro - Bun B
      2. Pourin' Up [Obscene Blend] - Bun B, Mike Jones, Pimp C
      3. Rock Bottom - Cubo, Pitbull
      4. Pitbull Checks in...
      5. Recognize a Playa - Killa Kyleon, PJ, Slim Thug
      6. Knockin' Doorz Down - Lil' Keke, Pimp C, Pop
      7. Do Ya Thing-Freestyle [Obscene Blend] - Bun B
      8. Gettin' Some Head [Remix] - Pimp C, Pitbull, Rick Ross, Shawnna
      9. On My Grind - Bun B, Ty Cobb, Rick Ross
      10. Head on the Table (Interlude) - Bun B
      11. Born and Raised - DJ Khaled, Pitbull, Rick Ross, Trick Daddy
      12. Pushin' - Lil' Keke, Cory Mo
      13. Money on My Mind-Freestyle [Obscene Blend] - Bun B, Rick Ross
      14. Ridin' [Remix] - Bun B, Chamillionaire, Pimp C
      15. Coming Soon (Interlude) - Bun B
      16. Bang-Freestyle - Grit Boys, Paul Wall
      17. Magno Checkin in...
      18. Whip Ya Head-Freestlye - Killa Kyleon, Magno
      19. Draped Up-Freestlye - Big Hawk, Grit Boys
      20. R.I.P. Dedication - Bun B
      21. Get Throwed-Freestyle - Rick Ross
      22. Cadillac - Three 6 Mafia, Trae, Paul Wall
      23. You Already Know - Chingo Bling, Smitty
      24. Goin Down-Freestlye - Grit Boys
      25. Rick Ross Holdin It Down...
      26. Money Maker - Pimp C, Rick Ross, Too Short
      27. M.I.A.M.I. [Remix] - Chingo Bling, Jimmy Chocolate, Cubo
      28. 5% Tint - GMBH, Kiotti, Spark Dawg
      29. Cory Mo Checks in...
      30. Boo Ya-Freestyle - Chamillionaire, Cory Mo
      31. 20 Inches - Big Nick, Mr. Kaila
      32. 50/50 Twin Checkin in...
      33. Takeover - 50/50 Twin, Lil' O
      34. Outro - Bun B

      Product Description



      Format: CD
      Houston We Have a Problem 2
      Average customer rating: Not rated
        		Houston We Have a Problem 2

        ProductGroup: Music
        Binding: Audio CD

        GeneralGeneral | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
        ASIN: B000AA4JS4
        Release Date: 2005-07-19
        The Very Best of LIL' FLIP: Houston We Have A Problem [Mixtape] [Limited Edition]
        Average customer rating: Not rated
          		The Very Best of LIL' FLIP: Houston We Have A Problem [Mixtape] [Limited Edition]

          ProductGroup: Music
          Binding: Audio CD
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          ASIN: B0007NDUFM

          Product Description

          "The Very Best of LIL FLIP: Houston We Have A Problem" - 35 Tracks - Guest appearances by The Game, DMX, Ludacris, E-40, Twista and many more! - Limited Edition - Explicit Lyrics - 2004
          Houston We Have a Problem
          Average customer rating: Not rated
            		Houston We Have a Problem
            Chamillionaire , and DJ Obscene
            Manufacturer: BCD Music Group
            ProductGroup: Music
            Binding: Audio CD

            Gangsta & HardcoreGangsta & Hardcore | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
            GeneralGeneral | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
            Southern RapSouthern Rap | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
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            Pop RapPop Rap | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
            GeneralGeneral | Rap & Hip-Hop | Indie Music | Stores | Music
            ASIN: B000B66ORG
            Release Date: 2005-08-23

            Tracks:

            1. Chamillionaire Intro
            2. Chamillionaire & Rasaq- Freestyle (Paul Wall Diss)
            3. Paul Wall feat. Big Pokey- Sittin Sideways
            4. Beanie Sigel feat. Bun B- Purple Rain (Ode To Sizzurp)
            5. Slim Thug & The Neptunes - Do It For You
            6. Chamillionaire Speaks
            7. Chamillionaire- Ask About Me
            8. Aj- Y'All Don'T Want It With Us
            9. Chamillionaire Speaks
            10. C. Ride- H-Town To Mia
            11. Pimp-C feat. Lil' Flip & Z-Ro- Comin Up
            12. Lil' Flip Speaks
            13. Lil' Flip feat. 50 Cent & Pharrell - Package Of Power (Obscene remix)
            14. Lunch Money- Mind's Playing Tricks On Me (Freestyle)
            15. Chamillionaire- Sittin Back
            16. Pitbull Speaks
            17. Pitbull- Freestyle
            18. Bun-B- Roc 4 Life (Freestyle)
            19. Chamillionaire- Message To The Streets
            20. Archie Lee & Coota Bang- Mobbed Up Style
            21. Jody Breeze Speaks
            22. Jody Breeze feat. Slim Thug- Stackin Paper
            23. Lil' Webbie feat. Bun-B- Gimme That Pussy
            24. Chamillionaire feat. Stat Quo & Balance- Roll With Me
            25. Cubo- Still Tippin (Freestyle)
            26. Slim Thug feat. Lil' Flip & K. Ruger- Let Me See Ya Hood
            27. Chamillionaire feat. David Banner- Talkin That Talk (Bonus Track)
            28. The Gizzle
            29. Chamillionaire- Outro

            Product Description

            DJ Obscene recruits Chamillionaire to host HOUSTON: WE HAVE A PROBLEM mixtape Vol. 1. OG Ron C chops and screws this one. Featuring New music from Chamillionaire, Pitbull, Archie Lee, Paul Wall, Pimp C, Bun B, and more!
            Houston We Have a Problem
            Average customer rating: Not rated
              		Houston We Have a Problem
              Chamillionaire & DJ Obscene
              Manufacturer: BCD Music Group
              ProductGroup: Music
              Binding: Audio CD

              Gangsta & HardcoreGangsta & Hardcore | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
              GeneralGeneral | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
              Southern RapSouthern Rap | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
              Pop RapPop Rap | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
              GeneralGeneral | Rap & Hip-Hop | Indie Music | Stores | Music
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              5. Best of...Continued

              ASIN: B0009K8LFC
              Release Date: 2005-04-26

              Tracks:

              1. Chamillionaire- Intro
              2. Chamillionaire F/ Rasaq- Freestyle (Paul Wall Diss)
              3. Paul Wall F/ Big Pokey- Sittin Sideways
              4. Beanie Sigel F/ Bun B- Purple Rain (Ode To Sizzurp)
              5. Slim Thug- Do It For You (Prod. Neptunes)
              6. Chamillionaire Speaks...
              7. Chamillionaire- Ask About Me
              8. AJ F/ Mike Jones- Y'all Don't Want It With Us
              9. C. Ride- H-Town To M.I.A.
              10. Pimp-C F/ Lil Flip & Z-Ro- Comin Up
              11. Lil Flip Speaks..
              12. Lil Flip F/ 50 Cent & Pharrell- Package Of Power (Obscene Remix)
              13. Lunch Money- Mind's Playing Tricks On Me (Freestyle)
              14. Chamillionaire- Sittin Back
              15. Pitbull Speaks..
              16. Pitbull- Freestyle
              17. Bun-B- Roc 4 Life (Freestyle)
              18. Chamillionaire- Message To The Streets
              19. Paul Wall F/ Archie Lee & Coota Bang- Mobbed Up Style
              20. Pimp C F/ Attitude- Hoggin' Da Game (Remix)
              21. Jody Breeze Speaks..
              22. Jody Breeze F/ Slim Thug- Stackin Paper
              23. Lil Webbie F/ Bun B- Gimme That Pussy
              24. Chamillionaire F/ Stat Quo & Balance- Roll With Me
              25. Mike Jones Speaks..
              26. Mike Jones- Perfect Man
              27. Paul Wall- Freestyle
              28. Paul Wall F/ Bun B- Drank In Yo System
              29. Cubo- Still Tippin' (Freestyle)
              30. Z-Ro F/ Juvenile & Devin The Dude- The Mule (Obscene Blend)
              31. Slim Thug F/ Lil Flip & K. Ruger- Let Me See Ya Hood
              32. Spark F/ Pimp C- I'm From Texas
              33. Magno- Before I'm 25
              34. Chamillionaire- Outro

              Product Description

              DJ Obscene changes colors with Chamillionaire aka. King Koopa The One. Coming straight out of Houston, these two bring the non-stop crunk for 34 tracks straight, feat. Slim Thug, Chamillionaire dissing Paul Wall, Bun B., Paul Wall, Lil' Flip, Pitbull, Mike Jones, Pimp C, Z-Ro, Juvie and many more!
              Houston We Have a Problem
              Average customer rating: Not rated
                		Houston We Have a Problem

                ProductGroup: Music
                Binding: Audio CD

                GeneralGeneral | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
                Gangsta & HardcoreGangsta & Hardcore | Compilations | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
                ASIN: B000A3WS1Q
                Release Date: 2005-07-19
                Houston We Have a Problem
                Average customer rating: Not rated
                  		Houston We Have a Problem

                  ProductGroup: Music
                  Binding: Audio CD

                  GeneralGeneral | Compilations | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
                  ASIN: B000Q9IYSK
                  Release Date: 2007-05-08
                  Houston We Have a Problem
                  Average customer rating: Not rated
                    		Houston We Have a Problem

                    ProductGroup: Music
                    Binding: Audio CD

                    GeneralGeneral | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music
                    ASIN: B000A2GJOO
                    Release Date: 2004-10-19

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