Juggling Babies

Juggling Babies

Juggling Babies

Track Listings
 
1. Trouble...What ATrouble?
2. Don't Wake Up The Baby (Or The Baby Will Get You)
3. Diaper Rash (A Monster Song)
4. Why Do I Love You?
5. Lullaby For A Crying Baby (A Parent's Lament)
6. Symphony In Why # Major
7. But They'll Never Have A Baby As Nice As Me
8. What Do We Do With A Crying Baby?
9. A Sick Song
10. What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby?
11. As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Father's Day Nightmare)
12. I Can Do Anything
13. "Doo-Doo" Is A Bad Word
14. Have A Little Smoke?
15. I Wanna Be Your Baby
16. Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
17. Turkeys In The Straw

Editorial Reviews
Amazon.com
No need for alarm: Despite the cover art for Juggling Babies and Barry Louis Polisar's wicked sense of humor, he doesn't attempt to joke about tossing tots skyward in rhythmic succession on this brilliant, thoroughly hilarious album. Instead, he kids around in a way that beleaguered new parents will marvel at. Whether it's diaper rash ("It creeps up on you slowly / If you don't watch out / It will sneak up on your rear / Or somewhere thereabout," sings Polisar), the chaos that can't help but reign in a two-toddler household ("Trouble is double when you've got two: / One fell into the toilet / One fell out of the car / One climbed into the dryer / One threw up on my guitar"), chronic, mind-numbing crying ("The books say you should soon be sleepy / I've done the things they said to do / I rocked you in the rocking chair / I stroked your cheek and cuddled you"), and a parent's least desirable duties ("Why is your diaper always wet? / You poo and pee on me and yet--oh, why do I love you?"), Polisar earns tons of points for originality and uncensored wit. He's also a first-rate musician who commands props and claims credit on this album's liner notes for ""all voices and vocals, six-string guitar, 12-string guitar, five-string banjo, nylon string guitar ... cymbals, baby toys, percussion sticks, shakes, knee slaps, ratchets, groans, and sound effects." This is a CD without a weak moment, and one that no new parent in possession of a sense of humor should be without. --Tammy La Gorce

Juggling Babies,Barry Louis Polisar,Rainbow Morning Music,Funny songs about babies, toddlers and new parents....warning: This recording contains language that may be offense to some people. Offensive words include: "doo-doo," "pee-pee," and "pooh-pooh."
Juggling Babies
Average customer rating: 3 out of 5 stars
  • Juggling Babies; if you are there, you know
 Juggling Babies
Barry Louis Polisar
Manufacturer: The Orchard
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

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ASIN: B00000JJ1K
Release Date: 2000-04-08

Tracks:

  1. Trouble...What Trouble?
  2. Don't Wake up the Baby (Or the Baby Will..
  3. Diaper Rash (A Monster Song)
  4. Why Do I Love You?
  5. Lullaby for a Crying Baby (A Parent's...
  6. Symphony in Why # Major
  7. But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as...
  8. What Do We Do with a Crying Baby?
  9. Sick Song
  10. What Are Gonna Do About the Baby?
  11. As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Father's Day)
  12. I Can Do Anything
  13. "Doo-Doo" Is a Bad Word
  14. Have a Little Smoke?
  15. I Wanna Be Your Baby
  16. Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
  17. Turkeys in the Straw

Amazon.com

No need for alarm: Despite the cover art for Juggling Babies and Barry Louis Polisar's wicked sense of humor, he doesn't attempt to joke about tossing tots skyward in rhythmic succession on this brilliant, thoroughly hilarious album. Instead, he kids around in a way that beleaguered new parents will marvel at. Whether it's diaper rash ("It creeps up on you slowly / If you don't watch out / It will sneak up on your rear / Or somewhere thereabout," sings Polisar), the chaos that can't help but reign in a two-toddler household ("Trouble is double when you've got two: / One fell into the toilet / One fell out of the car / One climbed into the dryer / One threw up on my guitar"), chronic, mind-numbing crying ("The books say you should soon be sleepy / I've done the things they said to do / I rocked you in the rocking chair / I stroked your cheek and cuddled you"), and a parent's least desirable duties ("Why is your diaper always wet? / You poo and pee on me and yet--oh, why do I love you?"), Polisar earns tons of points for originality and uncensored wit. He's also a first-rate musician who commands props and claims credit on this album's liner notes for ""all voices and vocals, six-string guitar, 12-string guitar, five-string banjo, nylon string guitar ... cymbals, baby toys, percussion sticks, shakes, knee slaps, ratchets, groans, and sound effects." This is a CD without a weak moment, and one that no new parent in possession of a sense of humor should be without. --Tammy La Gorce

Customer Reviews:

3 out of 5 stars Juggling Babies; if you are there, you know.......2000-06-12

If you are now the slave of a little darling, then you know the fears and joys. This CD is an expression of it all from a Dad's point of view. Will you grow up and join a cult? Will you shave your head and ride a Harley? Will you visit me when the mood strikes?

Any new parent will identify and squeel at these lirics and the homey style in which they are presented. Juggling Babies comes from the heart of a fellow slave in the game of baby love.

I recommend this CD for all the new Dads. (and Moms too.) Tell me if you don't share a knowing look and a good snicker.
Juggling Babies
Average customer rating: 3 out of 5 stars
  • Juggling Babies; if you are there, you know
 Juggling Babies

Manufacturer: Rainbow Morning Music
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

GeneralGeneral | Folk | Styles | Music
GeneralGeneral | Children's Music | Styles | Music
GeneralGeneral | Folk | Indie Music | Stores | Music
Similar Items:
  1. Naughty Songs for Boys & Girls
  2. Old Enough To Know Better: The Worst of Barry Louis Polisar

ASIN: B00004TGHQ
Release Date: 1993-04-01

Tracks:

  1. Trouble...What ATrouble?
  2. Don't Wake Up The Baby (Or The Baby Will Get You)
  3. Diaper Rash (A Monster Song)
  4. Why Do I Love You?
  5. Lullaby For A Crying Baby (A Parent's Lament)
  6. Symphony In Why # Major
  7. But They'll Never Have A Baby As Nice As Me
  8. What Do We Do With A Crying Baby?
  9. A Sick Song
  10. What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby?
  11. As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Father's Day Nightmare)
  12. I Can Do Anything
  13. "Doo-Doo" Is A Bad Word
  14. Have A Little Smoke?
  15. I Wanna Be Your Baby
  16. Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
  17. Turkeys In The Straw

Amazon.com

No need for alarm: Despite the cover art for Juggling Babies and Barry Louis Polisar's wicked sense of humor, he doesn't attempt to joke about tossing tots skyward in rhythmic succession on this brilliant, thoroughly hilarious album. Instead, he kids around in a way that beleaguered new parents will marvel at. Whether it's diaper rash ("It creeps up on you slowly / If you don't watch out / It will sneak up on your rear / Or somewhere thereabout," sings Polisar), the chaos that can't help but reign in a two-toddler household ("Trouble is double when you've got two: / One fell into the toilet / One fell out of the car / One climbed into the dryer / One threw up on my guitar"), chronic, mind-numbing crying ("The books say you should soon be sleepy / I've done the things they said to do / I rocked you in the rocking chair / I stroked your cheek and cuddled you"), and a parent's least desirable duties ("Why is your diaper always wet? / You poo and pee on me and yet--oh, why do I love you?"), Polisar earns tons of points for originality and uncensored wit. He's also a first-rate musician who commands props and claims credit on this album's liner notes for ""all voices and vocals, six-string guitar, 12-string guitar, five-string banjo, nylon string guitar ... cymbals, baby toys, percussion sticks, shakes, knee slaps, ratchets, groans, and sound effects." This is a CD without a weak moment, and one that no new parent in possession of a sense of humor should be without. --Tammy La Gorce

Customer Reviews:

3 out of 5 stars Juggling Babies; if you are there, you know.......2000-06-12

If you are now the slave of a little darling, then you know the fears and joys. This CD is an expression of it all from a Dad's point of view. Will you grow up and join a cult? Will you shave your head and ride a Harley? Will you visit me when the mood strikes?

Any new parent will identify and squeel at these lirics and the homey style in which they are presented. Juggling Babies comes from the heart of a fellow slave in the game of baby love.

I recommend this CD for all the new Dads. (and Moms too.) Tell me if you don't share a knowing look and a good snicker.

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