Answering Machine? [Import]

Answering Machine? [Import]

Answering Machine? [Import]

Editorial Reviews
Product Description
1997 album for Swan Lake/ Massacre on a full color pictureCD. Contains 13 tracks, including 'A Clown Of Thorns' and'Dead Angels On Ice'.

Answering Machine?,Skyclad,Pid/Metal,Heavy Metal
Amy's Answering Machine: Messages from Mom
Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
  • full tracks
 Amy's Answering Machine: Messages from Mom
Amy Borkowsky
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD
Similar Items:
  1. Amy's Answering Machine Volume 2: More Messages from Mom
  2. Amy's Answering Machine: Messages from Mom

ASIN: B000KIJSAA

Product Description

Volume 1

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars full tracks.......2007-01-11

1. Motor Vehicles~~2. Red Robe~~3. Don't Get A Cat~~4. Headphones~~5. Talk Show Bachelors~~6. C-R-A-T-E~~7. Birthday Girl~~8. A Little Visit~~9. Lambskin Condoms~~10. Empty Fridge~~11. Storm Warning~~12. Amila Goes to Washington~~13. Hell's Angels~~14. Alaska Bachelor~~15. Where's Amila?~~16. Metal Detector~~17. Crepe Soles~~18. Happy Halloween~~19. Live Psychics~~20. New York Rye~~21. JFK Jr.~~22. Move Your Clocks~~23. Mom's Slogan~~24. Guggel Muggel~~25. Mom's Mustache~~26. Just Plain Max~~27. Care Package~~28. Kidney Stone.
Amy's Answering Machine Volume 2: More Messages from Mom
Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
  • Can buy new from Amy's Web site
  • SO-O-O FUNNY
 Amy's Answering Machine Volume 2: More Messages from Mom

ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD
Similar Items:
  1. Amy's Answering Machine: Messages from Mom

ASIN: B000ERK2AW

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars Can buy new from Amy's Web site.......2007-02-14

I can't believe people are trying to rip folks off with used copies of this CD for $50! You can buy volumes 1 and 2 new from Amy's web site for $15.95 each or both volumes for $27.95 (plus shipping and handling). I don't know if Amazon allows links, so I won't put one here. Note, however, that if you do a google search of "Amy's Answering Machine," you'll find it.

5 out of 5 stars SO-O-O FUNNY.......2006-06-29

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST FUNNIEST THINGS ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friend told me about it and she does the best impressions of Amy's Mom. "Amy it's me" ITS SOO FUNNY!
Answering Machine Music: A Brief Album in Twelve Parts
Average customer rating: 3 out of 5 stars
  • You don't love me anymore
 Answering Machine Music: A Brief Album in Twelve Parts
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
Manufacturer: Tomlab
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

GeneralGeneral | Alternative Rock | Styles | Music
Indie RockIndie Rock | Indie & Lo-Fi | Alternative Rock | Styles | Music
Electronic PopElectronic Pop | Indie & Lo-Fi | Alternative Rock | Styles | Music
GeneralGeneral | Rock | Styles | Music
ElectronicaElectronica | Dance & DJ | Styles | Music
Pop RockPop Rock | Pop | Styles | Music
Experimental MusicExperimental Music | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
ElectronicaElectronica | Dance & DJ | Indie Music | Stores | Music
ASIN: B00006LVH3
Release Date: 2002-10-29

Tracks:

  1. Theme from Answering Machine Music
  2. When the Bridge Toll Was a Dollar
  3. Casiotone for the Painfully Alone Joins the Foreign Legion
  4. Cold Shoulder
  5. Rice Dream Girl
  6. Secretest Crush
  7. Normal Suburban Lifestyle Is a Near Impossibility
  8. Baby It's You
  9. You Never Call
  10. Daina Flores You're the One
  11. Beeline
  12. I Should Have Kissed You When I Had the Chance
  13. Hey Jelly [From Scumrock]
  14. Hotel Huntington Sigh
  15. It's Winter and You Don't Love Me Anymore
  16. Seattle Washington

Customer Reviews:

3 out of 5 stars You don't love me anymore.......2007-03-24

I first encountered Casiotone For the Painfully Alone right after a nasty breakup, and the name of the band attracted me.

Basically it's what it sounds like -- rippling, twipping, skipping and clashing electronica, with lyrics about lonely souls and unfulfilled loves, ie the "painfully alone." Owen Ashworth's first album "Answering Machine Music: A Brief Album in Twelve Parts" is unpolished compared to his later work, but still a sweet, snappy piece of work.

It opens with a few keyboard chimes and some hesitant beats, as if Ashworth is chronicling his first musical steps. Then it opens into "When the Bridge Toll Was One Dollar," a clashing mix of thrashy electronic beats and smoothly sensual melody. It's nice for a minute or so, but I was starting to get a headache.

Ashworth has more luck in the songs that follow -- primarily it falls into two categories, those of warm little glitchpop, and misty ballads with some angular beats laid over them. About halfway through, Ashworth tries out some other styles, such as the buzzing electronic wall-o'-sound, and smoothing out the beats into an undulating little mass of electropoppiness.

Oh, and just because I want to mention it: the shimmery rattly "A Normal Suburban Lifestyle is a Near Impossibility Once You've Fallen in Love with an International Spy." Isn't that a great title?

"Answering Machine Music: A Brief Album in Twelve Parts" did do the trick of lifting my spirits, with Ashworth's bittersweet view of love and the world. By the time he had sung, "And we've all but lost our chance/for a summertime romance," I wasn't feeling particularly unhappy anymore.

But the album does have some flaws -- the songs are a bit too rough and a bit repetitive, and often it sounds like a musician getting acquainted with the music he's trying to spin. However, he does gain a great deal of skill in the second half of the album, which contains little bittersweet melodies entirely made from electronic instruments -- chimey, sparkly, sharp and shimmering all mushed together.

Ashworth does his own vocals for this, ranging from a sort of Jeff-Mangumy murmur in the background to a slightly nasal folky-sound. And his adorable lyrics are almost exclusively concerned with missing out on love, and the universal sorrow of trying to express unrequited love. "And I don't understand/why we stopped holding hands/I know it's cold outside/but do you have to/wear mittens all the time?"

"Answering Machine Music: A Brief Album in Twelve Parts" is a flawed but memorable little debut, and the rough form of Casiotone For the Painfully Alone's later beautiful work.
Sound Effects: Answering Machine Messages
Average customer rating: Not rated
    		Sound Effects: Answering Machine Messages
    Various Artists
    Manufacturer: Kado
    ProductGroup: Music
    Binding: Audio CD

    Sound EffectsSound Effects | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
    ASIN: B000BB193A
    Release Date: 2000-11-21

    Tracks:

    1. Dial and Complain [F]
    2. Right to Remian Silent
    3. Twilight Phone [M]
    4. African Drums
    5. Bullfrogs
    6. Jibba Jabba [M]
    7. Heavy Breather [M]
    8. House of Horrors
    9. Rowdy Crowd [F/M]
    10. Big Ben [F]
    11. Stormy Nite
    12. Jazz Club [M]
    13. Belly Dancer [F]
    14. Honky Tonk [M]
    15. French Baroque [M]
    16. Broadway Opening [F]
    17. Party Theme [F]
    18. Screamer
    19. Snow Blizzard [M]
    20. Orgy [M]
    21. Provocative [F]
    22. Echo Canyon [M]
    23. Conventional Message /Conventional Message [F]
    24. Railroad [F]
    25. Heavy Traffic [M]
    26. Man Climbing Stairs [F]
    27. Visitor at Door [F]
    28. Office Phone Ringing [M]
    29. Fire Alarm
    30. Sexy Laugh [M]
    31. Group Laughing [F]
    32. Birds in a Zoo [F]
    33. Mosquito
    34. Canaries [F]
    35. Australia's Outback [M]
    36. At the Shore [F]
    37. Swarm of Flies
    38. Eerie Wind [F]
    39. Ocean Liner
    40. Space Launch [M]
    41. War Sounds [M]
    42. Bugle Charge [M]
    43. Cuckoo Clock [F]
    44. Submarine Dive
    45. Doorbell [F]
    46. Grandfather Clock [M]
    47. Old Steamer Horn [F]
    48. Outer Space [M]
    49. Telemarketer [F]
    50. Elephants
    51. Crying Puppies
    52. Rooster Crowding
    53. Cooing Doves
    54. Wolves
    55. Bugle Call
    56. Chickens
    57. Barking Dogs
    58. Horse Neighing
    59. Lion Roar
    60. Racing Cars
    61. Speed Boat
    62. Bag Pipes
    63. Taps
    64. Whistling Shells
    65. Dentist Sounds
    66. Dripping Water
    67. Pistol Shots
    68. Truck Horn
    69. Rain on Leaves
    70. Wind and Thunder
    71. Men Laughing
    72. Intercom Paging
    73. Elevator
    74. Kettle Boiling
    75. Poker Machine Jackpot
    Answering Machine
    Average customer rating: Not rated
      		Answering Machine
      Hlaph
      Manufacturer: V.M.E.
      ProductGroup: Music
      Binding: Audio CD

      GeneralGeneral | Rock | Styles | Music
      RockRock | Imports | Stores | Music
      ASIN: B0007WD8AK
      Release Date: 2005-03-29

      Tracks:

      1. Bad Wiring
      2. Back Again
      3. Calm
      4. No Fear
      5. Backdoor
      6. Needing
      7. Orange
      8. Evil One
      9. Black Drive
      10. Small
      Answering Machine Diaries
      Average customer rating: Not rated
        		Answering Machine Diaries
        Scott Lanaway
        ProductGroup: Music
        Binding: Audio CD

        GeneralGeneral | Dance & DJ | Styles | Music
        Pop RockPop Rock | Pop | Styles | Music
        ASIN: B000E1Z8MK
        Release Date: 2006-01-24

        Tracks:

        1. You Have 6000 Saved Messages
        2. Queen Street
        3. When You Call My Name
        4. Red Dress
        5. If You Were Here
        6. Rival Universe
        7. Portuguese Sunrise Two
        8. Love Song for Narcissists
        9. It's Alright If You Do
        10. What Goes Around
        11. Pinstriped Suit
        12. Flying
        13. City on the Edge of Forever
        Answering Machine Messages
        Average customer rating: Not rated
          		Answering Machine Messages
          Various Artists
          Manufacturer: Nesak International
          ProductGroup: Music
          Binding: Audio CD

          Sound EffectsSound Effects | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
          GeneralGeneral | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
          Sound EffectsSound Effects | Compilations | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
          CDs $7 - $10CDs $7 - $10 | Sound Effects | Miscellaneous | Today's Deals in Music | Formats | Music
          All Bargain TitlesAll Bargain Titles | Sound Effects | Miscellaneous | Today's Deals in Music | Formats | Music
          ASIN: B000050HWU
          Release Date: 2000-11-21

          Tracks:

          1. Dial and Complain - Teri Lynn
          2. Right to Remain Silent - Howard Kaplan
          3. Twilight Phone - Howard Kaplan
          4. African Drums - Teri Lynn
          5. Bullfrogs - Teri Lynn
          6. Jibba Jabba
          7. Heavy Breather
          8. House of Horros
          9. Rowdy Crowd
          10. Big Ben - Teri Lynn
          11. Stormy Nite - Howard Kaplan
          12. Jazz Club - Howard Kaplan
          13. Belly Dancer - Teri Lynn
          14. Honky Tonk - Howard Kaplan
          15. French Baroque - Howard Kaplan
          16. Broadway Opening - Teri Lynn
          17. Party Time - Teri Lynn
          18. Screamer - Howard Kaplan
          19. Snow Blizzard - Howard Kaplan
          20. Orgy - Howard Kaplan
          21. Provacative - Teri Lynn
          22. Echo Canyon - Howard Kaplan
          23. Conventional Message A. /Conventional Message - Howard Kaplan, Teri Lynn
          24. Railroad - Teri Lynn
          25. Heavy Traffic - Howard Kaplan
          26. Man Climbing Stairs - Teri Lynn
          27. Visitor at Door - Teri Lynn
          28. Office Phone Ringing - Howard Kaplan
          29. Fire Alarm - Howard Kaplan
          30. Sexy Laugh - Howard Kaplan
          31. Group Laughing - Teri Lynn
          32. Birds in a Zoo - Teri Lynn
          33. Mosquito - Howard Kaplan
          34. Canaries - Teri Lynn
          35. Austrailia's Outback - Howard Kaplan
          36. At the Shore - Teri Lynn
          37. Swarm of Flies - Howard Kaplan
          38. Eerie Wind - Teri Lynn
          39. Ocean Liner - Teri Lynn
          40. Space Launch - Howard Kaplan
          41. War Sounds - Howard Kaplan
          42. Bugle Charge - Howard Kaplan
          43. Cuckoo Clock - Teri Lynn
          44. Submarine Dive - Howard Kaplan
          45. Doorbell - Teri Lynn
          46. Grandflather Clock - Howard Kaplan
          47. Old Streamer Horn - Teri Lynn
          48. Outer Space - Howard Kaplan
          49. Telemarketer - Howard Kaplan, Teri Lynn
          50. Elephants - Howard Kaplan
          51. Crying Puppies
          52. Rooster Crowding - Howard Kaplan
          53. Cooing Doves
          54. Wolves - Howard Kaplan
          55. Bugles Call
          56. Chickens - Teri Lynn
          57. Barking Dogs - Howard Kaplan, Teri Lynn
          58. Horse Neighing
          59. Lion Roar
          60. Racing Cars
          61. Speed Boat
          62. Bag Pipes
          63. Taps
          64. Whistling Shells
          65. Dentist Sounds
          66. Dripping Water
          67. Pistol Shots
          68. Truck Horn
          69. Rain on Leaves
          70. Wind and Thunder
          71. Men Laughing
          72. Intercom Paging
          73. Elevator
          74. Kettle Boiling
          75. Poker Machine Jackpot
          Don't Hang Up: Rock & Roll Answering Machine
          Average customer rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
          • Misled!
          • don't hang up
          • don't hang up
          		 Don't Hang Up: Rock & Roll Answering Machine
          Various Artists
          Manufacturer: DJ Specialist
          ProductGroup: Music
          Binding: Audio CD

          Sound EffectsSound Effects | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
          Novelty MusicNovelty Music | Comedic Music | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
          GeneralGeneral | R&B | Styles | Music
          Sound EffectsSound Effects | Miscellaneous | Indie Music | Stores | Music
          ASIN: B00005Y9KQ
          Release Date: 1997-11-04

          Tracks:

          1. Introduction and Directions
          2. Don't Hang Up
          3. Tell Me Why
          4. Earth Angel
          5. Will You Love Me Tomorrow
          6. Lion Sleeps Tonight
          7. I'm Sorry
          8. Just to Be With You
          9. Life Is But a Dream
          10. Rhythm of the Rain
          11. Cara Mia
          12. Only You
          13. Runaround Sue
          14. Closer You Are
          15. Tossin' and Turnin'
          16. Love Me Tender
          17. Unchained Melody
          18. Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen
          19. Dancin With You
          20. Tequila
          21. Morse Code of Love
          22. Pretty Blue Eyes
          23. Mr. Lee
          24. School Days
          25. Pizza Pie
          26. I Wonder Why
          27. For Your Precious Love
          28. Locomotion
          29. Sorry [I Ran All the Way Home]
          30. Ring-A-Ling
          31. Book of Love
          32. Cathy's Clown
          33. Guardian Angel
          34. My Own True Love
          35. Way You Look Tonight
          36. In the Still of the Night
          37. It's My Party
          38. It's Only Make Believe
          39. Let's Go Steady Again
          40. Volare
          41. Rage Doll
          42. Baby Talk
          43. Goodnight My Love
          44. Time Is on My Side
          45. It's Not Unusual
          46. Daydream Believer
          47. Groovy Kind of Love
          48. I've Got Rhythm
          49. Build Me Up Buttercup
          50. Hitchin' a Ride
          51. Goody Goody Gumdrops
          52. Simon Says
          53. Chewy, Chewy
          54. It's Too Late to Turn Back Now
          55. Hello It's Me
          56. Born to Be Wild
          57. Aqualung
          58. Closer to Home [I'm Your Captain]
          59. Takin' Care of Business
          60. Ramblin' Man
          61. Goodbye to You
          62. We Will Rock You
          63. Sunshine of Your Love
          64. Locomotion
          65. Born to Run
          66. Summer of '69
          67. Mission: Impossible
          68. Over the Rainbow
          69. Tiptoe Through the Tulips With Me
          70. Don't Cry for Me Argentina
          71. Macarena
          72. Military Rap
          73. O Lonesome Me
          74. For the Longest Time
          75. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
          76. Unchained Melody
          77. Goody Goody Gumdrops
          78. Closer to Home [Your Captain]
          79. Locomotion
          80. O Lonesome Me

          Customer Reviews:

          1 out of 5 stars Misled!.......2006-05-23

          I was expecting this to be a compilation of "Oldies" by
          Various Artists. It turns out it is a collection of 15-45 second
          blurbs to put on your telephone answering machine.
          Some of them are clever, but I don't even have an answering machine connected to my telephone.
          Basically IT SUCKS THE BIG ONE!!!
          People stopped putting clever intros on their answering machines in the early '80s, so if you are stuck in the past, this one is for you

          5 out of 5 stars don't hang up.......2003-04-19

          this is one of my favorite songs from the oldies

          5 out of 5 stars don't hang up.......2003-04-19

          this is one of my favorite songs from the oldies
          Answering Machine (Remixes)
          Average customer rating: Not rated
            		Answering Machine (Remixes)
            Green Velvet
            Manufacturer: Cajual Records
            ProductGroup: Music
            Binding: Audio CD

            GeneralGeneral | Dance & DJ | Styles | Music
            GeneralGeneral | Techno | Dance & DJ | Styles | Music
            ASIN: B00008EWMJ
            Release Date: 1997-12-09
            Sexual Hangups
            Average customer rating: Not rated
              		Sexual Hangups

              Manufacturer: Brooklyn Telephone Theater
              ProductGroup: Music
              Binding: Audio CD

              Spoken WordSpoken Word | Poetry, Spoken Word & Interviews | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
              ASIN: B000CADKLE
              Release Date: 2002-10-15

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              1. Apple
              2. Asche Zu Asche [CD-single] [Import]
              3. Bad Reputation
              4. Balls to Picasso + 3 [Import]
              5. Black Rose [Import]
              6. Blackjack
              7. Blood on the Bricks
              8. Born Dead [Explicit Lyrics]
              9. Brutal Reality
              10. Burnt Offerings

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