Revenge on the Telemarketers

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Ever want to get even with all those telemarketers that have given you an unwelcome ring? Listening to this disc might provide a hilarious and vicarious sense of revenge. When professional phone peddlers make the mistake of giving Tom Mabe a call, he shows no mercy. One telemarketer asks to speak to the lady of the house and all Mabe has to do to get rid of her is say, "This is she." Mabe isn't afraid to push the envelope. The revenge artist unnerves one guy trying to sell carpet-cleaning services by asking him if he can remove a whole lot of blood and do it immediately. He manages to convince another telemarketer that she's been fired. And in what may be a case of going too far, he tells a dude trying to sell him a cemetery plot that he's feeling suicidal and goes on to concoct a very creepy scenario. There are plenty of good pranks here and Mabe is a master at turning the tables on people. --Fred Cisterna

Revenge on the Telemarketers,Tom Mabe,Harder Than Normal,Morning Radio,Pop,Prank Calls,Spoken / Comedy / Radio Shows,Spoken Word Comedy

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Average customer rating: Funny once OK but it may be staged and not as good as Reverse Telemarketer Prankster The Ultimate Revenge On Telemarketers Real calls? Stickin it to THE MAN... or at least the people who work for THE MAN

Revenge on the Telemarketers, Round One Tom Mabe Manufacturer: Capitol ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music 4-for-3 Pop | 4-for-3 Music | Stores | Music 4-for-3 All Music | 4-for-3 Music | Stores | Music 4-for-3 Miscellaneous | 4-for-3 Music | Stores | Music Similar Items: A Wake Up Call for Telemarketers Revenge on the Telemarketers: Round Two Customer Service Disasters Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 2 Customer Service Crackpots ASIN: B0000488RE Release Date: 2000-02-01

Tracks:

1. A.D.D.
2. NASCAR & Nighties
3. Pipe Bomb
4. Support Your Local Police
5. My Better Half
6. Crime And The Carpet Cleaner
7. This Is She
8. Cemetery
9. Housekeeper
10. Tom Fires A Telemarketer
11. Stand Up Comic
12. Too Friendly
13. Hand Lotion
14. Wrong Number Bill Collector
15. Revenge Is Sweet

Amazon.com

Ever want to get even with all those telemarketers that have given you an unwelcome ring? Listening to this disc might provide a hilarious and vicarious sense of revenge. When professional phone peddlers make the mistake of giving Tom Mabe a call, he shows no mercy. One telemarketer asks to speak to the lady of the house and all Mabe has to do to get rid of her is say, "This is she." Mabe isn't afraid to push the envelope. The revenge artist unnerves one guy trying to sell carpet-cleaning services by asking him if he can remove a whole lot of blood and do it immediately. He manages to convince another telemarketer that she's been fired. And in what may be a case of going too far, he tells a dude trying to sell him a cemetery plot that he's feeling suicidal and goes on to concoct a very creepy scenario. There are plenty of good pranks here and Mabe is a master at turning the tables on people. --Fred Cisterna

Customer Reviews:

Funny once.......2007-04-28

After you listen to this CD once you'll have little desire to do it again. It is ok, but only a one shot deal.

OK but it may be staged and not as good as Reverse Telemarketer Prankster.......2007-01-30

So I got this because I heard those underground recordings circulating on reverse prank calls on telemarketer and thought this was it. Tom Mabe is ok but I agree with some of the reviews that this might be staged. The idea is great though and thumbs up on that. I finally found the real deal on iTunes! Do a search on "Telemarketer" and look for "Reverse Telemarketer Pranksters." These are what we listened to on a road trip skiing and it was the funniest thing I'd heard in a long time. They are completely insane and I swear they are just trying to keep them on the phone as long as they can. They never answer a single question.

The Ultimate Revenge On Telemarketers.......2007-01-09

Since the majority of telemarketers rudely interrupt us, it is refreshing to hear Tom Mabe go to work as he shares his actual experiences. Tom's wit, Tom's humor, Tom's ability to size up what's on the other end of the phone line is hysterical. What an awesome CD he created. I still get stomach cramps from laughing.

Real calls?.......2006-12-12

I heard these a coupla times, and, I don't know, but some (not all) sound like they're staged calls. The "telemarketers" seem to play along too easily and know just what to say to set up the "jokes". Most of the telemarketers I've dealt with don't have a real stake in what they're selling so they would more than likely just hang up rather than keep feeding him the straight lines. Sorry, just a nagging thought I had while hearing some of these. That being said, a few are semi-funny once, but they get old fast.

Stickin it to THE MAN... or at least the people who work for THE MAN.......2006-01-07

This is an album of one man's struggle to stick it to the man, or at least stick it to the poor souls who work for the man. These were all recorded in Tom's home with a tape recorder connected to his phone. This is sort of like Crank Yankers in reverse. Whenever a telemarketer calls Tom he puts on an act for them, acting in the most bizarre way possible. The names have been removed to cover his butt. His acts can get him into trouble, as it probably did in the call where he asked the carpet cleaner if they could get "a lot of blood out of the carpet, out of the drapes, and off the wall." This resulted in a very curious customer service rep calling him back, where he nervously made a gesuture about cutting himself shaving.

One of my favorite parts was the auto parts customer service survey, where he explains in detail how the male salesperson wanted to give him "special favors" for free merchandise. When asked by the survey person "Would you recommend this salesperson to your friends?" he replies "Oh yes, because all my friends are gay,"

Many of the jokes are vulgar, which is fine for a pottymouth like me. The CD is fun, however after running through it about 3 or 4 times the jokes get kinda old. There are some points where you can easily tell this was pre-scripted, and he's trying too hard. But like other comedy CDs, it's good for keeping people entertained on long road trips.

Average customer rating: Funny once OK but it may be staged and not as good as Reverse Telemarketer Prankster The Ultimate Revenge On Telemarketers Real calls? Stickin it to THE MAN... or at least the people who work for THE MAN

Revenge on the Telemarketers Tom Mabe Manufacturer: Harder Than Normal ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Similar Items: A Wake Up Call for Telemarketers Revenge on the Telemarketers: Round Two Customer Service Disasters Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 2 Customer Service Crackpots ASIN: B000001D1F Release Date: 1997-07-01

Tracks:

1. Too Friendly
2. Support Your Local Police
3. This Is She
4. Crime And The Carpet Cleaner
5. Hug A Tree
6. Phone Sex
7. Decapitated
8. I Stabbed A Telemarketer
9. Come Over And Bring Me Some Beer
10. I'm A Psychic
11. Lawn Care Lover
12. My Wife Just Left Me
13. Crime And The Carpet Cleaner
14. Booger Pickin' Man
15. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body, But Mine

Amazon.com

Ever want to get even with all those telemarketers that have given you an unwelcome ring? Listening to this disc might provide a hilarious and vicarious sense of revenge. When professional phone peddlers make the mistake of giving Tom Mabe a call, he shows no mercy. One telemarketer asks to speak to the lady of the house and all Mabe has to do to get rid of her is say, "This is she." Mabe isn't afraid to push the envelope. The revenge artist unnerves one guy trying to sell carpet-cleaning services by asking him if he can remove a whole lot of blood and do it immediately. He manages to convince another telemarketer that she's been fired. And in what may be a case of going too far, he tells a dude trying to sell him a cemetery plot that he's feeling suicidal and goes on to concoct a very creepy scenario. There are plenty of good pranks here and Mabe is a master at turning the tables on people. --Fred Cisterna

Customer Reviews:

Funny once.......2007-04-28

After you listen to this CD once you'll have little desire to do it again. It is ok, but only a one shot deal.

OK but it may be staged and not as good as Reverse Telemarketer Prankster.......2007-01-30

So I got this because I heard those underground recordings circulating on reverse prank calls on telemarketer and thought this was it. Tom Mabe is ok but I agree with some of the reviews that this might be staged. The idea is great though and thumbs up on that. I finally found the real deal on iTunes! Do a search on "Telemarketer" and look for "Reverse Telemarketer Pranksters." These are what we listened to on a road trip skiing and it was the funniest thing I'd heard in a long time. They are completely insane and I swear they are just trying to keep them on the phone as long as they can. They never answer a single question.

The Ultimate Revenge On Telemarketers.......2007-01-09

Since the majority of telemarketers rudely interrupt us, it is refreshing to hear Tom Mabe go to work as he shares his actual experiences. Tom's wit, Tom's humor, Tom's ability to size up what's on the other end of the phone line is hysterical. What an awesome CD he created. I still get stomach cramps from laughing.

Real calls?.......2006-12-12

I heard these a coupla times, and, I don't know, but some (not all) sound like they're staged calls. The "telemarketers" seem to play along too easily and know just what to say to set up the "jokes". Most of the telemarketers I've dealt with don't have a real stake in what they're selling so they would more than likely just hang up rather than keep feeding him the straight lines. Sorry, just a nagging thought I had while hearing some of these. That being said, a few are semi-funny once, but they get old fast.

Stickin it to THE MAN... or at least the people who work for THE MAN.......2006-01-07

This is an album of one man's struggle to stick it to the man, or at least stick it to the poor souls who work for the man. These were all recorded in Tom's home with a tape recorder connected to his phone. This is sort of like Crank Yankers in reverse. Whenever a telemarketer calls Tom he puts on an act for them, acting in the most bizarre way possible. The names have been removed to cover his butt. His acts can get him into trouble, as it probably did in the call where he asked the carpet cleaner if they could get "a lot of blood out of the carpet, out of the drapes, and off the wall." This resulted in a very curious customer service rep calling him back, where he nervously made a gesuture about cutting himself shaving.

One of my favorite parts was the auto parts customer service survey, where he explains in detail how the male salesperson wanted to give him "special favors" for free merchandise. When asked by the survey person "Would you recommend this salesperson to your friends?" he replies "Oh yes, because all my friends are gay,"

Many of the jokes are vulgar, which is fine for a pottymouth like me. The CD is fun, however after running through it about 3 or 4 times the jokes get kinda old. There are some points where you can easily tell this was pre-scripted, and he's trying too hard. But like other comedy CDs, it's good for keeping people entertained on long road trips.

Average customer rating: Oh my god. I just pooped a J. A J for JESUS! Not worth it... BORING!!!! Nothing Funny Tom Mabe is HILARIOUS

Revenge on the Telemarketers: Round Two Tom Mabe Manufacturer: Virgin Records Us ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music 4-for-3 Miscellaneous | 4-for-3 Music | Stores | Music Similar Items: Revenge on the Telemarketers, Round One A Wake Up Call for Telemarketers Customer Service Disasters Customer Service Crackpots ASIN: B0000508UC Release Date: 2000-11-07

Tracks:

1. Low Self Esteem
2. Beep!
3. K-9
4. Stupid Ass Telemarketer
5. Conjugal
6. DWI
7. Pooped A 'J'
8. Kama Ka-Ka
9. Petey The Prize Pit Bull
10. Crystal Ball
11. I Don't Have A Phone
12. In Home Incarceration

Customer Reviews:

Oh my god. I just pooped a J. A J for JESUS!.......2006-01-07

This being the sequel to Tom Mabe's album "Revenge on the Telemarketers: Round One", he does mostly the same stuff in this album as he did in the previous one. Random telemarketers call him, and he puts on a big act trying to act as crazy as possible. Generally he has a pre-scripted act ready for them, as he confuses the telemarketers or at least puts them in uncomfortable positions. This is most evident when he makes it known that he's talking to the telemarketer while sitting on the toilet with the exclamation "Oh my god. I just pooped a J."

The CD is a fun way to spend an hour or so, but the jokes get a bit old after 3 or 4 runs through the CD. This CD would be good on a road trip to help pass the time.

Not worth it..........2003-09-16

The guy kind of crosses the line to obnoxious from funny. A couple of them are OK but it gets old fast. He's a one trick pony.
Save your money - download a few of the more interesting ones for free and see if you like it. Then re-consider buying the cd. As an example, if you listen to one, would you like to hear it again? No. My point is, unlike Sam Kinison, or any talented comic, this material interesting and a little funny once (if that) - much is just mean.
Kind of like some comedians just work dirty to get a laugh, this guy just acts mean. It gets old way too fast because it's only one thing - heckle telemarketers. Download some for free and listen to about 5 in a row and you'll easily see where I'm coming from.
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BORING!!!!.......2002-04-13

This CD is really bad. First of all his voice is really grating on your nerves. He sounds like he lives in a trailer park down in the south somewhere. And the matieral is not funny at all. It might be funny to his redneck friends he plays it for, but for someone that has a little intelligence, it's lame. If you want to but a funny prank phone call CD try the Touchtone Terrorist. Tom Mabe stinks!

Nothing Funny.......2001-11-10

I bought this CD along with Roy D Mercer thinking it may be funny. Nothing about Tom Mabe is funny. The tracks are pointless and dumb. None of them have a funny conclusion. If you want to be bored buy this CD

Tom Mabe is HILARIOUS.......2001-10-15

This CD is just as good as round 1. Telemarketers are bottom dwelling scum suckers and anytime you can successfully embarass or discommode one, it's a major coup!

Tom is hilarious, especially when he makes the telemarketers look as stupid as they are. Keep up the good work!

Average customer rating:

Revenge on the Telemarketers: Bonus CD Tom MabeTom Mabe Manufacturer: Virgin Nashville ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music ASIN: B000LWHDZM

Product Description

Limited Edition Bonus CD Available Only For A Brief Time In 2000! Tracks: # 01 Hug A Tree # 02 Decapitated # 03 I Stabbed A Telemarketer # 04 Lawn Care Lover # 05 Come Over And Bring Me Some Beer # 06 I'm A Psychic # 07 Phone Sex # 08 My Wife Just Left Me # 09 Booger Pickin' Man (Musical Track) & # 10 I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine (Musical Track).

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