If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car [Explicit Lyrics]

1. Gym

2. Sea World/Santa at the Mall/Demi Moore

3. Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/Dogs

4. My Daughter

5. Sperm Bank

6. America Online

7. Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit

8. Sex and Your Heart Attack!

9. Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack

10. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car [Censored]

11. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car [Uncensored]

12. I'm So Good in Bed

If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car,Robert Schimmel,Warner Bros / Wea,Blue Humor,Pop,Spoken / Comedy / Radio Shows,Spoken Word Comedy,Standup Comedy

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Average customer rating: If you buy this CD... Great Album Marred By Ending Off The Hook!!! Angry but at times predictable ... I laughed until I hurt!

If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car Robert Schimmel Manufacturer: Warner Bros / Wea ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Country Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Shock Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Contemporary Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music 4-for-3 Pop | 4-for-3 Music | Stores | Music 4-for-3 All Music | 4-for-3 Music | Stores | Music 4-for-3 Miscellaneous | 4-for-3 Music | Stores | Music Similar Items: Robert Schimmel Comes Clean Unprotected Something to Take the Edge Off Die Laughing I'm Gonna Be Dead Someday... ASIN: B00000DD1Z Release Date: 1998-10-20

Tracks:

1. The Gym
2. Sea World/Santa At The Mall/Demi Moore
3. Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/Dogs
4. My Daughter
5. Sperm Bank
6. America Online
7. Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit
8. Sex And Your Heart Attack!
9. Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack
10. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Censored)
11. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Uncensored)
12. I'm So Good In Bed

Customer Reviews:

If you buy this CD..........2007-07-03

A lot of pieces of this CD are passed on to the next, Unprotected, this one was much dirtier. Schimmel did a better presentation in the next, although this CD still has its jewels.

Great Album Marred By Ending.......2004-07-20

Typically hysterical stand-up gets marred by novelty songs at the end. He begins the bit(s) at the end of the album by talking about how he's being pressured to release a novelty song to promote, but ends up spending way too much time with his take on them, including a full length song at the end. The crowd eats it up, but as per irony, that's the point - but it never should have been put on the album. Absolutely worth the purchase price for the first two-thirds of the album, though.

Off The Hook!!!.......2002-01-16

This cd was just as I expected. Never a dull moment. Schimmel keeps you in stiches continually. He is very graphic, so if you are not into that style of comedy. I suggest you not buy it. I was very satisfied with this cd and do recommend it to all those who enjoy a good hard laugh. ...

Angry but at times predictable.......2001-07-13

Schimmel is funny, but not as loaded with "classic" lines that you instantly memorize - you find these in superb Denis Leary's acts.

Sometimes it feels that he could go easier on four-letter words; excessive usage lessens the effect and blunts the sharp edge. This is a shame.

The title track - cheerful, silly and hilarious - is probably the highlight. I catch myself humming it every now and then.

... I laughed until I hurt!.......2000-11-17

Robert Schimmel is one of the most twisted, yet the most NORMAL, comic voice out there! Sure, what he talks about is gross at times, but most of it is stuff that WE have done! His material is hilarious, his timing impeccable, and he has the sweetest sounding voice when he tells his hilarious stories. Many times I have been feeling depressed, and his CDs have pulled me out of it and made me feel good! I recommend it. I own all of Robert Schimmel's CDs.

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