For Adults Only [Import]

Product Description
Hilarious 25 track collection of very rare and previouslybanned tracks from the '50s, '60s & '70s about carnalknowledge via naughty words. Tracks include: 'Hot Nuts','Asshole From El Paso', 'Baby, Let Me Bang Your Box', 'Don'tFuck Around With Love' and 'D

For Adults Only,For Adults Only,Soundtrack Collections

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Average customer rating: Two 5-star albums, re-released as one How can you possibly go wrong... One of a kind And it's about time! Buy It To Hear Shuggie!

Cold Shot / For Adults Only Johnny Otis , and Snatch & Poontangs Manufacturer: Ace Records UK ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Blues | Styles | Music General | R&B | Styles | Music General | Soul | R&B | Styles | Music General | Funk | R&B | Styles | Music General | Blues | Indie Music | Stores | Music Similar Items: Shuggie's Boogie: Shuggie Otis Plays the Blues The Chronological Johnny Ace: 1951-1954 Mississippi Blues: Rare Cuts 19 Rock 'n Roll Gumbo Hooker 'n Heat ASIN: B00006IQEQ Release Date: 2004-12-27

Tracks:

1. The Signifyin' Monkey (Part 1)
2. Country Girl
3. I Believe I'll Go Back Home
4. High Heel Sneakers
5. Sittin' Here Alone
6. C C Rider
7. You Better Look Out
8. Goin' Back To LA
9. Bye Bye Baby (Until We Meet Again)
10. Cold Shot
11. The Signifyin' Monkey (Part 2)
12. That's Life
13. The Great Stack A Lee
14. The Pissed-Off Cowboy
15. Hey Shine
16. Two Time Slim
17. John Jeeter
18. Two Girls In Love (With Each Other)
19. It's Good To Be Free
20. The Dirty Dozens

Product Description

1. The Signifyin' Monkey Part 1 (3:06) - Cold Shot - The Johnny Otis Show
2. Country Girl (2:35) - Cold Shot - The Johnny Otis Show
3. I Believe I'll Go Back Home (2:41) - Cold Shot - The Johnny Otis Show
4. Hi Heel Sneakers (2:43) - Cold Shot - The Johnny Otis Show
5. Sittin' Here Alone (3:18) - Cold Shot - The Johnny Otis Show
6. C C Rider (2:31) - Cold Shot - The Johnny Otis Show
7. You Better Look Out (2:37) - Cold Shot - The Johnny Otis Show
8. Goin' Back To L A (2:51) - Cold Shot - The Johnny Otis Show
9. Bye Bye Baby (Until We Meet Again)(3:05) - Cold Shot - The Johnny Otis Show
10. Cold Shot (2:41) - Cold Shot - The Johnny Otis Show
11. The Signifyin' Monkey Part 2 (3:59) - Snatch And The Poontangs
12. That's Life (2:27) - Snatch And The Poontangs
13. The Great Stack A Lee (6:14) - Snatch And The Poontangs
14. The Pissed-Off Cowboy (2:25) - Snatch And The Poontangs
15. Hey Shine (3:27) - Snatch And The Poontangs
16. Two Time Slim (4:54) - Snatch And The Poontangs
17. Big John Jeeter (5:22) - Snatch And The Poontangs
18. Two Girls In Love (With Each Other)(4:31) - Snatch And The Poontangs
19. It's Good To Be Free (3:25) - Snatch And The Poontangs
20. The Dirty Dozens (3:35) - Snatch And The Poontangs

Format: CD

Customer Reviews:

Two 5-star albums, re-released as one.......2007-01-11

The scene: Oakland, 1970. Eighth grade, woodshop. Our substitute teacher confessed at the beginning of class that he knew nothing about wood or tools. Did we know what we were doing enough to continue on with our projects? Okay, then. He'd brought his record player, he'd be DJ. Toward the end of class he wound up playing a few tracks from Cold Shot, and those of us who'd been paying attention enthused: this was real feeling! Well, teacher said, stay after when the bell rings. There's a track I can't play for the class. I still remember Fabius Jones' grin to me in that moment.
The bell rang, we stayed. Needle dropped on vinyl. "The Signifyin Monkey told the Lion one day, there's a bad motherf***er comin down yo' way..." Goodness! I went out that weekend and bought the album.

Shuggie Otis, Johnny's son, got a lot of press for being precocious on this album; he played all the guitars and bass tracks, plus harmonica (Johnny played drums, piano and vibes; this was a two-man band, courtesy of overdubs, plus Delmar Evans on vox). And he does do an amazing job for a kid; but you can't listen to him as a kid. What he does is a very good job for ANYONE, regardless of age. Cold Shot, all these years later, is one of my top 4 blues albums (B.B.King 'Completely Well', Muddy Waters 'Hard Again', John Lee Hooker 'Serve You Right To Suffer' are the others). The songs are great, the arrangements are straightforward and clean, and the performances excellent throughout.
What you don't tend to hear about is the singer. Nicknamed "Mighty Mouth", Delmar Evans gives us real gifts throughout this disc. He has a strong, reedy falsetto and a low growl, and he bounces from one to the other, and in between, with great facility. Listen to the clip of "Sittin Here All Alone". It's a voice that truly deserves to be better known than it is, and this disc is a great way to get familiar with it. Listen to him cracking himself up in "That's Life", unable to continue on about the guy from Podunk who woke up in a bunk full of funk, he laughs, "Aw, f*** it, y'all play me sump'm, sh**!!" I still can't hear that without smiling wide.

Okay, now I've referenced profanity twice, let's get to the difference between the two albums contained here. "Cold Shot" was a legitimate release by the Johnny Otis Show, comprised of the musicians mentioned. It opened with "Signifying Monkey", a musical treatment of a traditional 'toast' (an african-american oral tradition, see Roger Abrahams [...])
From there it continues with straight up high-quality 1969 L.A. Blues. This album could be found in record stores.
"For Adults Only", on the other hand, was an entirely anonymous production. My guess is, that's because the cover art alone, let alone the songs, could have landed anyone involved with the project in jail on obscenity charges. Though the band is clearly the same, and F.A.O. even opened with the same track as Cold Shot, no real person's real name appeared anywhere on the original album. This album could be found in Adult Bookstores.

After Signifyin Monkey, "Snatch" continued with other examples of classic toasts Poolshootin Monkey, (here as "Signifyin Monkey part 2"), Shine and the Titanic (here, to a Bo Diddley beat and the melody of Otis' own "Willie and the Hand Jive, as "Hey, Shine") and Stack a Lee; plus anything else, it seems, they could find or put together, that had a whole lot of swearing in it. Two-Time Slim, an I'm-the-baddest-motha-you-ever-seen rant, incorporating some parts of "Who Do You Love" (walk 99 miles of barb'wire, wear a cobra snake for a necktie, etc.) has parts that are hilarious, and other parts that are unfit to be played in company (I'm the type that'd crawl over 50 good ***** to get to one fat boy's...WHAT?? Sorry I can't quote that here, just buy the album).

The last three songs are the weakest. "Two Girls" was on the original, but is stupid and embarrassing and 4 1/4 minutes too long. "It's Good..." is a protest song, not bad but not a shining success either. "Dirty Dozens" (aka "Yass Yass Yass") is a classic, done well.

Note: the original version of "Sittin Here Alone" ended with the lines "Oh, I ain't gonna do it no more/Cause every time I do it, you see/It makes my little wee-wee sore". Nothing about the song up to that point was anything but serious and heartfelt; in fact I never noticed the total non-sequiteur until I'd owned the album for a number of months. Unfortunately, that ending has been cut from this remastered release. Too, bad, it was (like a whole lot of this music) unique and hilarious.

Note 2: The original albums were "Cold Shot": tracks 1-10 here, in order; "For Adults Only": track 1, then tracks 11-18 (track 1 was the opening track for both albums); tracks 19-20 were not on either original record.

Note 3: Looks like R. Crumb did the artwork, doesn't it? Nope. Johnny O. himself.

How can you possibly go wrong..........2006-02-16

...With a title like "Snatch and Poontangs?"

I picked up this dusty old Johnny Otis title after stumbling on and freaking out over the Johnny Otis compilation Watts Funky - highly recommended as well. Enthusiastic reviews and some curiosity took care of any possible indecision. And, true to form, there should be none. So long as you have a sense of humor and a little stomach.

And perfectly complimenting the liberal does of raunch here are the serious blues chops and groove hounding going on with this unnamed house band. You'll also notice that proto-blues guys like George Thorogood were definitely keenly aware of The Johnny Otis Show.

Not sure another album like this exists. 3 Words: Big John Jeeter.

One of a kind.......2005-04-23

I hadn't heard this in thirty years,im glad they finally re-released it! Outrageous music and lyrics.lots of extra songs too.

And it's about time!.......2003-09-09

Back around 1987, I was working as a guitar tech for The Replacements. Billy (the stage mgr) had a beat up cassette copy of the Snatch & The Poontangs album. It was a huge hit on the bus. I don't think a day went by w/out one of us popping it into the deck for a listen.

I dubbed a copy shortly before the tour ended, and brought it home w/me -- where it became an instant favorite with my friends. Somewhere along the line, I lost the tape. I searched high and low, but was never able to find another copy.

About a week ago, I was washing some dishes and "Two Time Slim" popped into my head. As soon as I finished, I did a web search and was pleased beyond words to see that it's been re-released on CD.

It's every bit as good as I remember it... =o)

Buy It To Hear Shuggie!.......2003-01-04

There are a lot of reasons to recommend this CD. First, it's a double CD featuring Johnny Otis' 1968 comeback release "Cold Shot" combined with Johnny Otis' 1969 "Snatch and the Poontangs". Second, it contains two previously unreleased tracks, "It's Good To Be Free" and "The Dirty Dozens". Third, the music is excellent and shows that there is a lighter and humorous side to the blues and last but not least, it features some funky rhythms and wicked lead licks by Johnny's then 13-year-old son Johnny Shuggie Otis Jr. Not much material is available from Shuggie who retired at the ripe age of 22 and it's a real shame. Today, Shuggie is in his early 40's and is starting to resurface, lets hope he comes back and lives up to his potential. X-rated? Well, maybe in 1968. However, if this were released today, it may warrant an R rating solely for some of the language used in the later half of the CD.

Average customer rating: Whoops!

For Adults Only Joris Teepe Manufacturer: Postcards ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Bebop General | Bebop | Jazz | Styles | Music Hard Bop | Bebop | Jazz | Styles | Music General | Jazz | Styles | Music General | Live Albums | Jazz | Styles | Music CDs $7 - $10 | Jazz General | Jazz | Today's Deals in Music | Formats | Music All Bargain Titles | Jazz General | Jazz | Today's Deals in Music | Formats | Music General | Jazz | Indie Music | Stores | Music ASIN: B00004UESL Release Date: 2000-07-18

Tracks:

1. Chelsea Bridge
2. Introduction
3. Five Bears
4. Second Avenue Story
5. I Do It for Your Love
6. Introduction
7. Blues for Claudia
8. Brother Braden
9. For Adults Only
10. You Don't Know What Love Is
11. Up Jumped Spring

Album Description

Catch bassist Joris Teepe in action at this exciting live set from Smalls, located in the heart of New York City. With the help of some of the most captivating players in jazz, Teepe proves himself to be one of today's brightest talents. With a dose of standards and original compositions, Teepe's singular, creative style provokes and expands the definition of jazz. WARNING: This recording contains explicit saxual content which may cause undue excitement and may offend listeners not familiar with jazz... Listening may broaden creative thinking, expand cognitive powers and improve deductive reasoning. FOR ADULTS ONLY.

Customer Reviews:

Whoops!.......2000-08-19

Joris Teepe shows that he has an open mind when composing. He does not settle into a certain style or groove, viewing instead a wide arc. Within his vision come the rearranging of a Dutch folk tune, the blues, bop sensibilities and a lot of freedom of expression. Teepe has players of high calibre to give vent to the music, which include five of his compositions, a Paul Simon tune and two standards. Chris Potter and Don Braden are perfect foils and brothers in harmony, undeniable testimony being seen in "Second Avenue Story" where their horns jab, probe, spar and entwine and then open up the vista for the others to jump in for a blistering encounter. "Chelsea Bridge" glows from a warm approach, swing being the main ingredient while "You Don't Know What Love Is" comes as a showcase for Teepe's harmonic conceptions and supple bass lines. The pulse of bop beats red hot on the title tune on which David Hazeltine contributes crisp, prancing lines and it all comes to a becoming end with a vigorous, melody happy "Up Jumped Spring". Not to mention Bruce Cox would be unfair. He not only keeps the pulse ticking with his drumming, he is a feeder with momentum!

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Are We There Yet? Stuart Stotts Manufacturer: Tomorrow River Music ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Folk | Styles | Music General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Children's Music | Styles | Music ASIN: B000BGQV9C Release Date: 2005-08-01

Tracks:

1. Are We There Yet?
2. I Know Math
3. Honey in the Rock
4. Jenifer Montgomery
5. Chainsaw
6. Friday Afternoon
7. First Campout
8. Saba Il Xheer
9. Rock Around the World
10. Diaper Wrap
11. Dark House
12. 13
13. Seven Nights to Read
14. One Crane
15. Mr. Hoover's Ghost

Product Description

Music for children and families. Upbeat, funny, singable, easy on the ears, engaging. Kids love this CD, and, more importantly, when there's only one CD player in the car, adults love it, too. A classic recording, sold all over the country, and filled with great songs for families to enjoy.

Average customer rating:

Only for adults / Tolko dlya vzroslykh Manufacturer: Misteriya ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD ASIN: B0009XY0ZO

Product Description

Tracks: 1. 1 000 000 USD 2. Pro zhivotnykh 3. Vtoroe ya 4. Fotoroboty 5. Daleko 6. Prazhskaya vesna 7. Ajn, tsvaj, draj 8. Karavan 9. Kotovskij 10. Piknichok 11. St'yub St'yuba 12. Zima 13. Semitsvetik 14. Anarkhisty (bonus)

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For Adults Only The Last Don Manufacturer: Ghotham City Entertainment ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Rap & Hip-Hop | Styles | Music ASIN: B000CAJI42 Release Date: 2005-02-08

Tracks:

1. Say Hi to the Bad Guy
2. Keep It Gangsta
3. For Adults Only
4. Back to Thebar
5. Player
6. For a Goodtimecall
7. When Animals Attack
8. Bounce Wit Me
9. Wet Em Up
10. Bounce Wit Me
11. For a Goodtime Call
12. Back to the Bar

Average customer rating:

Vol. 27-Joes for Adults Only ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music ASIN: B000A2GNAO Release Date: 2003-11-11

Tracks:

1. Intro/I Need A Sample/The Bridal Suite/Head And Shoulders/Experimentation/Am I The First/Call From Ex/Country Girl/New Gynecologist/Married Three Times
2. 17 Year-Old/Darlene/Nightly Poem/Hit The Lottery/Blue Ribbon
3. Gold Commode/Evangelists At Pearly Gates/Checking Account
4. Harold McDaniels: Selling Toothbrushes/Sporting Goods/Men's Department/Got Engaged
5. Man On Deathbed/Hot Flashes/New Cereals/Young Wife
6. $600 Less 6%/Best They Ever Had/Ending

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Passion in Poetry/Grown Folks Club/Mature Adults O Manufacturer: Tracy Williams ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Spoken Word | Poetry, Spoken Word & Interviews | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music ASIN: B000CA844C Release Date: 2005-05-17

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Jokes for Adults Only Jr. Gene Tracy Manufacturer: Truck Stop ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Country | Styles | Music General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Country Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music CDs $7 - $10 | Country General | Country | Today's Deals in Music | Formats | Music All Bargain Titles | Country General | Country | Today's Deals in Music | Formats | Music ASIN: B00005NESC Release Date: 1996-01-01

Tracks:

1. Untitled
2. Untitled

Average customer rating: OK Dirty Song Comp

For Adults Only Various Artists Manufacturer: Sugar Tit Records ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | R&B | Styles | Music General | Rock | Styles | Music ASIN: B00000J8MH Release Date: 1999-05-11

Tracks:

1. It's So Hard to Say I Love (When You're Sitting on My Face)
2. F**k Me Forever
3. Did He Eat Your Titty
4. Sit on My Face
5. Everybody Is an Asshole (To Somebody Sometimes)
6. Think Twice ("X" Version)
7. Don't F**k Around With Love
8. Streakin' USA
9. Derby Town - The Clovers
10. Bite It - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
11. Hot Nuts
12. F**k Off (The Dirty Rooster)
13. Baby Let Me Bang Your Box
14. Rotten Cocksuckers Ball - The Clovers
15. Asshole From El Paso - Chinga Chavin
16. Pussy Cat Song - Connie Vannett
17. Yo Yo
18. Stickball
19. Get Ready (Freanch Style)
20. F**k Off
21. Fast Food Song
22. Come Back Pussy - Dicky Williams
23. Ice Man - Dick Curless
24. Uranus Is Out Tonight
25. Constipation Blues - Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Customer Reviews:

OK Dirty Song Comp.......2006-05-23

This album is OK it is not the best out there though. "Big Ten Inch" is alot better comp. This one has its moments though the best moment is "Rotten [...] Ball" by the Clovers yes the Clovers who did that "Love Potion # 9" garbage. It is total vocal harmonies a down dirty song from 1954 done and produced by none other than Ahmet Ertegun former CEO of Atlantic who brought Led Zeppelin to the world. The song was never released but its here in all its grimey dirty glory. This song is impossible to find I looked every where for it on limewire,and Mp3 sites to no avail. Until I looked up this CD. This song alone is worth the price of the CD. Also great is the old dirty song from 1945 by the Blenders "Don't [...] Around with Love", the hilarious Slim Gillard doing "Dirty Rooster [...] Off" where he clucks like a rooster in a veiled F bomb. The Motown song "Better Think Twice" is given the X rated treatment Detroit Style by Doo Wop legends Jackie Wilson and Laverne Baker in a funny knee slapping insultathon. These songs aside the CD is OK it will make you laugh not all the songs are from the good Ole' days. Most of them are 1970's versions of old Doo Wop, Country, Blues, even Raggae and Rockabilly! Sometimes the sound quality is awful even for my tastes, three songs in paticular you can barely even hear the damn song. I don't mind scratchy or uneven production thats for [...] stickler audiophiles who can't stand the actual primitve coolness of down dirty Rock n' Roll but you know what? I want to at least hear the damn thing! Now I'd recommend this to people who like me search for the rare, dirty, and bizzare gems of the golden age of music the songs I just mentioned are worth it. If you order off of Amazon your going to have to wait a while and I'm not patient so I found a person who wanted to get rid of his and got it. If you are a begginer in the dirty music world I'd suggest the comp "Ride Daddy Ride" that'd be a good place to start but if you are a collecter the songs on this are well worth the money.

Average customer rating:

Adults Only Manufacturer: Mike Botts ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Pop Rock | Pop | Styles | Music ASIN: B000CA6W0U Release Date: 2003-01-21

Tracks:

1. Squeeze
2. Buns of Doom
3. Shame
4. Greed
5. El Dorado
6. What's That Comin'
7. Avenue 63
8. The Wait
9. Old Man's Lament
10. Murder
11. Sailin' Shoes

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