| 1. Mammograms/Barbie & Midge |
| 2. Equal Rights Definition - Dos Fallopia |
| 3. Read These Lips/Coming Out - Kate Clinton |
| 4. Pro Choice Definition - Dos Fallopia |
| 5. Gays to the Sides/Personal Ads & Rescue 911 - Georgia Ragsdale |
| 6. Lesbian Definition - Dos Fallopia |
| 7. 20/20/Feminine Protection/Cat in Heat |
| 8. Mutual Orgasm Definition - Dos Fallopia |
| 9. Butches & Femmes/Opposites Attract - Karen Williams |
| 10. Public Restroom Protocol |
| 11. Birth Control Definition - Dos Fallopia |
| 12. Helen Hunt/High School Locker/Single Life |
| 13. Women's Craft Fair/Masturbation/Relationships |
| 14. Masturbation Definition - Dos Fallopia |
| 15. On a Mission/Los Angeles/Porno Movies - Lea DeLaria |
| 16. Camp Song - Dos Fallopia |
Best of Lesbian Comedy, Vol. 1,Various Artists,Rising Star,Gay Comedy,Pop,Spoken / Comedy / Radio Shows,Spoken Word Comedy,Standup Comedy,Women's
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The Best of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2
Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio Manufacturer: Atlantic / Wea ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items:
ASIN: B000002JE7 Release Date: 1997-11-11 |
Tracks:
- Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested)
- I'm Just A Singer In A Holiday Inn
- What If God Smoked Cannibis
- Beat Up Old Jetliner
- Read It In The Tabloids
- Mr. magoo
- When A Man Loves A Chicken
- I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
- Getting Fatter All The Time
- I'm A Weight Watcher
- Officer Fuhrman
- OJ's Trial Thing
- How It Feels (To Be Old)
- Bowel Moves
- Wrong Foot Amputated
Customer Reviews:
Some good humor; some only ok.......2007-01-04
Bob Rivers is the comedy king of the 1990's and on.......2002-07-02
His takes on songs go further than Weird Al did, which is, tastelessly non-PC at times and yes, twisted. He also has vocalists imitate the originals if possible, so that makes the parody funnier. Another difference between him and Yankovic is that the songs are one to two minute snippets. And the songs sometimes has profanities.
"Beat Up Old Jetliner," a take on the Steve Miller song, is about a decrepit airplane. It ends with the pilot announcing, "Ladies and gentlemen, I just turned off the no-smoking sign. "I figure, the plane's smoking so why shouldn't you?" Whoa!
The funniest song is a send-up on the Doors' "Hello, I Love You." That song becomes "Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested)" For what? AIDS. Now that's funny! Joan Osborne's "One Of Us" becomes "What If God Smokes Cannibus?" Key lyrics: "And do you think he rolls his own." "And when the saints go marhcing home, maybe he sits and smokes a bowl."
Now, I really enjoy KISS so I can appreciate the parody of "Rock And Roll All Night," which is "I Used To Rock And Roll All Night." Basically, it rips on KISS for reuniting and going back on the road with makeup. "We're putting on the makeup again/it covers up a bunch of wrinkled skin" And the chorus: "I used to rock and roll all night/but now my hair's turning gray/"I have to get to bed by nine/rub in a tube of Ben Gay." Now that's really funny!
Two Beatles tunes are ribbed--"Getting Better" becomes "Getting Fatter All The Time" and "Eleanor Rigby" becomes "Officer Fuhrman"--"Heeee likes to set up coloured people." This is another highlight.
Speaking of O.J., "OJ's Trial Thing" is a take on Sam Kinison's "Wild Thing" which was of course a classic Troggs hit, full of Kinison's (his imitator, I mean) manic yelling.
I didn't take things too personally when Weird Al ribbed some things I liked, and the same goes for Bob Rivers. I figure, "hey, it's just a song, right?"
So-so production.......1998-11-10
You'll love this album if you want to laugh.......1998-08-09
Blech.......1998-06-12
Now, however, Mister Rivers has lost it. I regret wasting the money on Twisted Tunes #2. If you want comedy/music combos, go with Weird Al or Doctor Demento collections.
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The Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 3
Crank Yankers Manufacturer: Comedy Central ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items:
ASIN: B00008OLYP Release Date: 2003-04-22 |
Tracks:
- Do You Know That Song - Jim Florentine
- Spporting Goods Spokesperson - David Alan
- Beat Around the Bush Phone Sex - Kevin Nealon
- Hits a Deer - Jim Florentine
- Lost $25 Chip - Sarah Silverman
- Black Guy Masturbating in Park - Jimmy Kimmel
- Caulk
- Security Guard Job - Adam Carolla
- 8lb Balls
- Kids Saw Porn
- Building a House, Pt. 2 - Fred Armisen
- I Have the Junk! - Jimmy Kimmel, Patton Oswalt
- Your Son Hit My Car - Dom Irrera
- Rosie's Candy Birthday - Jimmy Kimmel
- Dr. Drew Talks Hip-Hop - Adam Carolla
- Nude Model
- Raven
Album Description
Full Title - Best Uncensored Crank Calls Volume 3. Created by Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Corolla (The Man Show), Crank Yankers is a perverse crank call show on Comedy Central in which A-List comedians lend their voices to record a variety of provoking phone calls made by a motley group of outrageous puppets. 2003.Customer Reviews:
Speak for yourself, love!.......2004-08-08
Good, but not great.......2004-01-09
I would suggest not buying this because it is a one time only C.D.
But, it was O.K.
Crank yankers rating.......2003-12-27
Hang up these puppets..........2003-06-10
Great CD, wicked funny.......2003-05-04
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The Best of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 1
Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio Manufacturer: Atlantic / Wea ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items:
ASIN: B000002JE5 Release Date: 1997-11-11 |
Tracks:
- You Don't Smell Like Flowers
- Take A Whack On The U.S. Side
- Three Inch Tool
- Downtown In The '90's
- What An Ugly Man He Was
- Minimum Wage
- Free As A Turd
- The Old Man (Is On The Commode)
- Spinning Reel
- PLO's & Israeli's
- Middle Age Waistline
- Strawberry Rehabs Forever
- Baby Madonna
- A** Hole Son
- Magic Comet Ride
Customer Reviews:
awesome parodies..........2007-02-27
Parody on a Grand scale.......2002-07-27
This is not his best work, check out Bob's Christmas music, best holiday parodies there are.
My only complaint with Rivers is, the music is often shortened which make them good for radio but leave one hungry for more.
Bob Rivers is one Twisted Brother!.......2002-07-12
So, let's start with "You Don't Send Me Flowers," on the little things that send a marriage into the downward spiral, or the long dark tea-time of the soul--"you don't take a shower, you don't put the seat down" or "you'd use to aim when you p--, now after frank and beans late at night."
"Take A Whack On The U.S. Side" takes a playful whack at Lou Reed's "Walk On The Wild Side," on the misadventures of a group of illegal Mexican immigrants with Rodney King overtones--hints of things to come: "Pull over so we can beat you senseless."
"Three Inch Tool" is a sendup of Hootie and the Blowfish's "Only Wanna Be With You." Put it this way--it's not about an Allen wrench with a short handle.
The sendup of Petula Clark's "Downtown," "Downtown In The 90's," while funny, has a sobering but factual side to it: "the alleys are dark down there/you must be missing your marbles/you'd better be scared." And "just listen to the clatter of the gunshots from the Nova/you'll be in intensive care before the night is over/those drive-bys again."
If I worked at a fast food place, "Minimum Wage" would be my theme song, and yes, I would give a customer's burger some lung butter like the frustrated and disgruntled employee of the song. The Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet On Butterfly Wings" never sounded as funny as here.
Given the current Middle East situation, "PLO's and Israeli's," a take on McCartney/Wonder duet "Ebony And Ivory" seems a bit misplaced here.
There's more bathroom humor on "The Old Man (Is On The Commode)," a sendup of John Fogerty's "The Old Man Down The Road." It will leave you flushed, pardon the pun. Other parodies: "What An Ugly Man He Was" is Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man," "Middle Age Waistline" is the Who's "Baba O'Reilly," "Baby Madonna" is the Beatles' "Lady Madonna," and "...Hole Son" is Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun."
"Strawberry Rehabs Forever," originally on Twisted Tunes 1995, is about Daryl Strawberry's drug mishaps. And finally, "Magic Comet Ride," a parody of Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride," rips into the Heaven's Gate cult of Marshall Applewhite that deified Comet Hale-Bopp with funny--I mean tragic results.
Most of the songs here are longer than usual, clocking in over two minutes, more than the one-and-half minute snippets on his Vault Collection CDs. A good place to start, although Volume 2 has funnier songs.
often tasteless but extremely funny and great-sounding.......2002-01-30
Not all songs will appeal to everyone. Some are stronger than others so listen to the samples that Amazon.com so thoughtfully provides. The songs go back to the 60's, and if you're not familiar with the originals then the parodies may not seem so funny. Be warned that some of the humor is extremely juvenile and scatological. For those to whom this is a recommendation rather than a warning, come on in and enjoy the show.
If your a little twisted, you'll love this cd.......1998-08-09
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Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 2
Crank Yankers Manufacturer: Comedy Central ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items:
ASIN: B00006YXGT Release Date: 2002-11-05 |
Tracks:
- Crank Yankers Theme - Fountains of Wayne
- Phone Zone - Dane Cook
- Spoonie Takes Out a Personal - Tracy Morgan
- Nanny Job - Sarah Silverman
- Calligraphy
- Parrot #1
- Shoulda Sent It Sooner
- Grandpa's Bath - Jim Florentine
- Beanie Babies - Jimmy Kimmel
- Westrope
- Waste Management - Sarah Silverman
- Pee Delivery - Jimmy Kimmel
- Phone Sex Vomit - David Alan Grier
- Helen Looks for Cookies
- Wheelchair Library - Dane Cook
- Terrance Calls Spago - Jimmy Kimmel
- Hallmark Cards - Tracy Morgan
- Hawaii - Jim Florentine
Album Description
Full Title - Best Uncensored Crank Calls Volume 2. Created by Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla of 'The Man Show', Crank Yankers is a perverse Comedy Central show in which actual crank calls become the basis for a twisted town inhabited solely by puppets. A-list comedians lend their voices to a motley group of outrageous puppets who bring the actual audio to life in a series of crank call re-enactments. Comedy Central. 2002.Customer Reviews:
Do you feel me? I feel you!.......2004-08-05
... Slapping Good Time.......2003-06-03
Funniest Thing Since Vol.1!.......2003-04-01
A must have!
awesome cd.......2002-11-22
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The Best Uncensored Crank Calls Vol. 1
Crank Yankers Manufacturer: Comedy Central ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items:
ASIN: B000068U1X Release Date: 2002-07-09 |
Tracks:
- Turd In Car - Gladys Murphy
- Chinese Rapper - Moo Shu
- Tech Orgasm - Lisa
- The Nemesis
- Birchum Looks For A Job
- Spoonie Luv Sends Flowers
- Power Jammin' 7 Mega Mixin' - Boomer & The Nudge
- Deaf Friend Phone Sex - Rob
- Wu Tang At Reba's - Shaver
- Attacked By A Monkey - Joe Smith
- Penis Pump - Jimmy & His Mom
- Blind Stripper - Cammie
- Lost Leg - Birchum
- Porn Survey - Survey Operator
- Niles Calls Healthcare
- We Get To Drink - Pete Dzoghi
- I Got Mail - Special Ed
Album Description
Comedy Central has called upon the warped minds of Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Carolla and Daniel Kellison (the guys who brought you the man show) to create another demented, groundbreaking primetime series. 2002.Customer Reviews:
Huge waste of money.......2004-11-29
It would be a 5 but..........2004-10-09
By far the funniest out of the 3.......2004-08-29
Come one, come all!.......2004-07-11
Great Yankers.......2004-02-24
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Best of Mark Lowry, Vol. 2
Mark Lowry Manufacturer: Spring House / EMI ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items:
ASIN: B0001MZ7QY Release Date: 2004-04-06 |
Tracks:
- A House Of Gold
- Make It Real
- Get Together With The Lord
- Farther On Down The Road
- Lord, Feed Your Children
- I Can't Even Walk (Without You Holding My Hand)
- Mary Was The First One To Carry The Gospel
- It Wouldn't Be Enough
- We Fall Down
- He Touched Me
- Tell Me
- The Old Landmark
- I'll Worship Only At The Feet Of Jesus
- God Loves New York City
Customer Reviews:
Awesome Man, Awesome Music.......2005-08-11
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Grand Slam!: Best of the National Poetry Slam, Vol. 1
Various Artists Manufacturer: Mouth Almighty / Pgd ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items:
ASIN: B000003ZVP Release Date: 1996-11-12 |
Tracks:
- Introduction - Indigo
- Takin' The Train: The Blue Line - Daniel Gray Kontar
- Sex Goddess Of The Western Hemisphere - Maggie Estep
- Science - Matt Cook
- Our Mark - Laurie Schmidt
- On 'N' On - Tracie Morris
- Apology Number One - Gary Glazner
- My Pain Keeps Me Regular - Edward Thomas Herrera
- Game Boy - Regie Cabico
- Apology Number Two/ Toad Venom - Gary Glazner
- The Plane Goes Down - Sean McNally
- Dead Presidents - The Invisible Man
- A Prayer - Lisa Buscani
- Undertaker - Patricia Smith
- Chopped-Off Arm - Hal Sirowitz
- For The Little Guy - Marc Smith
Customer Reviews:
IT WAS GREAT!.......1999-10-14
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The Best of Roger Miller, Vol. 2: King of the Road
Roger Miller Manufacturer: Polygram Records ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items:
ASIN: B000008IGR Release Date: 1994-01-25 |
Tracks:
- Poor Little John
- Billy Bayou
- Big Harlan Taylor
- Home
- Dang Me
- Chug-A-Lug
- King of the Road
- Do-Wacka-Do
- You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd
- Reincarnation
- Engine, Engine #9
- Kansas City Star
- It Happened Just That Way
- My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died
- England Swings
- Little Green Apples
- Me and Bobby McGee
- Where Have All the Average People Gone
- (Day I Jumped) From Uncle Harvey's Plane
- Hoppy's Gone
Customer Reviews:
When I was a teenage ... Roger Miller, maded me like country .......2006-05-26
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The Best of Comic Relief, Vol. 3
Various Artists Manufacturer: Rhino / Wea ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items:
ASIN: B0000032Q8 Release Date: 1992-05-01 |
Tracks:
- Garry Shandling - Garry Shandling
- Elayne Boosler - Elayne Boosler
- Richard Lewis - Richard Lewis
- Arsenio Hall - Arsenio Hall
- Rick Ducommun - Rick Ducommun
- Paul Reiser - Paul Reiser
- Steven Wright - Steven Wright
- Paul Rodriguez - Paul Rodriguez
- Paula Poundstone - Paula Poundstone
- Louie Anderson - Louie Anderson
- Robin Williams - Robin Williams
- Billy Crystal - Billy Crystal
Customer Reviews:
The Best Of Comic Relief 3.......1999-03-06
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The Truck Stop, Vol. 1: A Truck Stop is the Best Place to Eat
Gene Tracy Manufacturer: Truck Stop ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items:
ASIN: B00005NERX Release Date: 1996-01-01 |
Customer Reviews:
Gene Tracy Vol. 1.......2005-04-19
1. Intro / Old Blue
2. Hurricane Gussie
3. Trying To Make Him Throw Up / Porky / Gene Autry
4. This Here's Turpentine / How's Married Life / What Do You Want
5. New Stretch Pants / Turkey Contest / New Movie / Bells, The
6. Do It My Way Just One Time / Big Moe
7. Sweet Thing / Hung Jury, The / I'm Going To Blacktop You / What's That Purple Thing
8. Ben Franklin / Getting Married On Monday / Avon Lady, The / Twelve Martinis
9. Piccolo Player, The
10. I'm Gonna Kiss You On The Belly Button / Old Maids At The Movies / Mexican Hairless Dog
11. New Pair Of Shoes / You Married My Ex-Wife
Mexican Music:
- Call Me Burroughs
- Cherokee Warrior Stories
- Classic Comedy
- Cooking Italian Style
- Cooking Mexican Style
- Crystal Cascades
- Dogs I Have Known [Live]
- Elvis Years 1962-63 [Karaoke]
- Fools on the Hill
- Freedom's Finest Hour
Mexican Music
Roll Over Beethoven [Live] [Import]
Patchwork Quilt & Other Stories from Around World
Smetana: The Bartered Bride (Highlights)