Female, Fertile and Frustrated [Explicit Lyrics] [Live]

Female, Fertile and Frustrated [Explicit Lyrics] [Live]

Track Listings

 
1. Me and Tom Cruise
2. Why Men Lose Weight Faster
3. What Turns Us On
4. Love's Expensive, Therapy's Cheap
5. Old Gynecologist
6. Hiding the Panties
7. Stunt Penis
8. Pet the Pony
9. My Family Tree Is Cactus
10. Squirrel Pee
11. Buttmaster
12. Mrs. Seinfeld
13. Stinkin' Drinkin'
14. Scoots the Retarded Dog
15. You Talk Too Much
16. I Wouldn't Go in There!
17. Little Boys Vs. Little Girls
18. Things Change in a Relationship
19. Ms. Pepper: Intro
20. Ms. Pepper: Men-O-Pause
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Female, Fertile and Frustrated,Diana Jordan,Southern Tracks,Blue Humor,Observational Humor,Pop,Spoken / Comedy / Radio Shows,Spoken Word Comedy

Female, Fertile And Frustrated
Average customer rating: Not rated
    		Female, Fertile And Frustrated
    Diana Jordan
    Manufacturer: Southern Tracks
    ProductGroup: Music
    Binding: Audio CD

    GeneralGeneral | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
    GeneralGeneral | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
    Shock ComedyShock Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
    Comedy & Spoken WordComedy & Spoken Word | Miscellaneous | Indie Music | Stores | Music
    ASIN: B00004SYSU
    Release Date: 2000-05-09

    Tracks:

    1. Me and Tom Cruise
    2. Why Men Lose Weight Faster
    3. What Turns Us On
    4. Love's Expensive, Therapy's Cheap
    5. Old Gynecologist
    6. Hiding the Panties
    7. Stunt Penis
    8. Pet the Pony
    9. My Family Tree Is Cactus
    10. Squirrel Pee
    11. Buttmaster
    12. Mrs. Seinfeld
    13. Stinkin' Drinkin'
    14. Scoots the Retarded Dog
    15. You Talk Too Much
    16. I Wouldn't Go in There!
    17. Little Boys Vs. Little Girls
    18. Things Change in a Relationship
    19. Ms. Pepper: Intro
    20. Ms. Pepper: Men-O-Pause
    21. Ms. Pepper: Insignificant Other
    22. Ms. Pepper: Marriage Advice
    23. Ms. Pepper: Isle of Clitoris
    24. Ms. Pepper: Joe Montana
    25. Ms. Pepper: Romance Is All Women Want
    26. Bitchy Women [Song]
    Female, Fertile and Frustrated
    Average customer rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    • Sweet and sour.
    		 Female, Fertile and Frustrated
    Diana Jordan
    Manufacturer: Southern Tracks
    ProductGroup: Music
    Binding: Audio CD

    GeneralGeneral | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
    GeneralGeneral | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
    Shock ComedyShock Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
    Comedy & Spoken WordComedy & Spoken Word | Miscellaneous | Indie Music | Stores | Music
    ASIN: B00004SYSV
    Release Date: 2000-05-09

    Tracks:

    1. Me and Tom Cruise
    2. Why Men Lose Weight Faster
    3. What Turns Us On
    4. Love's Expensive, Therapy's Cheap
    5. Old Gynecologist
    6. Hiding the Panties
    7. Stunt Penis
    8. Pet the Pony
    9. My Family Tree Is Cactus
    10. Squirrel Pee
    11. Buttmaster
    12. Mrs. Seinfeld
    13. Stinkin' Drinkin'
    14. Scoots the Retarded Dog
    15. You Talk Too Much
    16. I Wouldn't Go in There!
    17. Little Boys Vs. Little Girls
    18. Things Change in a Relationship
    19. Ms. Pepper: Intro
    20. Ms. Pepper: Men-O-Pause
    21. Ms. Pepper: Insignificant Other
    22. Ms. Pepper: Marriage Advice
    23. Ms. Pepper: Isle of Clitoris
    24. Ms. Pepper: Joe Montana
    25. Ms. Pepper: Romance Is All Women Want
    26. Bitchy Women-Song

    Customer Reviews:

    3 out of 5 stars Sweet and sour........2006-12-29

    Ms. Jordan is certainly a unique character. She's a woman who knows what she wants out of life and isn't afraid to tell you about it in graphic detail. I've seen her described as a "ball-buster" but I don't feel like that's fair; she seems like a strong woman but I don't think that makes her fit that "buster" label.

    Her humor is, as I mentioned earlier, salty. A good deal of profanity, sexual humor, and some odd scatological humor revolving around her dog; she's also obviously been burned by men and refers to the fact often. While a great deal of what she says is very funny, I can't help feeling like it'd be funnier if I could relate to it (which, as a twenty-something man, I find difficult on this album). The main reason this album didn't score higher with me is because of her "Ms. Pepper" persona, adopted at the end of the album for a series of jokes. Ms. Pepper is who she says she'll be when she gets older: a washed-out, used-up Vegas lounge performer with an assumed stage name. The voice she uses makes me cringe and I find that I'd much rather skip those tracks than listen - which is a shame, there are some good jokes hidden under that irritating guise.

    If you're a man, you probably should move on. If you're a woman who likes plain (and strong) talk about women and their issues, by all means try this album.

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