Unprotected [Explicit Lyrics] [Live]

Unprotected [Explicit Lyrics] [Live]

Track Listings

 
1. Hello Kalamazoo
2. Theme Parks
3. Premature Ejaculation
4. Fake Breast
5. Commuter Planes
6. Gym Continued
7. Heart Attack
8. Talking During Sex
9. My Daughter's Boyfriend
10. My Daughter's Computer
11. Sigmoidoscopy

Unprotected,Robert Schimmel,Warner Bros / Wea,Blue Humor,Pop,Spoken / Comedy / Radio Shows,Spoken Word Comedy,Standup Comedy


Unprotected
Average customer rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • Only some new material
  • Wish it's on DVD
  • Funny from Begining to End
  • The best
  • video would be better!!!
Unprotected
Robert Schimmel
Manufacturer: Warner Bros / Wea
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

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ASIN: B00002MZ3S
Release Date: 1999-12-07

Tracks:

  1. Hello Kalamazoo
  2. Theme Parks
  3. Premature Ejaculation
  4. Fake Breasts
  5. Commuter Planes
  6. The Gym Continued
  7. Heart Attack
  8. Talking During Sex
  9. My Daughter's Boyfriend
  10. My Daughter's Computer
  11. Sigmoidoscopy

Customer Reviews:

3 out of 5 stars Only some new material.......2007-04-15

I had heard some of his material on XM radio, and his stuff is very, very funny. I ended up buying 2 of his CDs at the same time. What I didn't realize is that there is a large overlap of the same material from the CD "If you buy this CD, I can buy this car" to this HBO performance. Of the 2, I would recommend this one...but not both!

5 out of 5 stars Wish it's on DVD.......2007-03-27

I saw Robert Schimmel's performance for Unprotected on HBO and thought it was funny as hell. It's very strange that a material and performance this good is not made available on DVD. If you think it's funny hearing him on this CD, you should have seen him on the screen (or better yet, live on stage) .. infinitely funnier.

HBO, please produce the DVD.

5 out of 5 stars Funny from Begining to End.......2006-11-11

This man is so irreverent and funny, its good to see comics who dont pull any punches. I laugh out loud everytime i listen to the cd.

5 out of 5 stars The best.......2004-01-23

As a pretty big comedy fan thanks to XM radio, i have listened to a lot of comics and I own a lot of comic CD's (Mitch Hedberg, Bill Hicks, Emo Philips, Lewis Black, Steven Wright, Pablo Francisco etc.) and my absolute favorite is Unprotected. There is not a slow part on this CD and it never fails to bring everyone to tears on a long car ride. His quick and merciless wit is better than any other comic in the US. His family must be very understanding since he doesn't hesitate to include every detail of their personal lives in his act, but it all serves to create a punchline that we can all relate to. The highlights of this CD are his daughter's boyfriend and guidelines for resuming sex after a heart attack. I highly highly reccomend this.

5 out of 5 stars video would be better!!!.......2002-05-21

mr.robert schimmel is the funniest comic i ever heard, but i think if he would sell it on video it would be a lot funnier. you can see the expresions behind the joke....keep up the good work.
Unprotected Music
Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
  • A pleasant feel prevails
  • A pleasant feel prevails
Unprotected Music
Kenny Werner
Manufacturer: Double Time Jazz
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

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ASIN: B00000AFUN
Release Date: 1998-09-28

Tracks:

  1. Displivet
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  3. Prelude To A Tribute
  4. Tribute To Sonny
  5. Hell Realm
  6. Eight Groove
  7. Vague Wanderings
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  10. Bass Solo
  11. Good Luck Horror
  12. Silent Walk

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars A pleasant feel prevails.......2002-04-09

The pianist is easily one of the greatest voices in modern jazz. I recall reading an interview where Werner muses on how much Keith Jarrett he once listened to, and while he never sounds like his (then) mentor, it's clear that he shares Jarrett's profound sense of lyricism and imagination. A player who has clearly done his homework but not to the point that he ever sounds predictably the same. That freshness infuses his playing, at once a call to the spirit of jazz and a plea to aspiring musicians. Chops he has, but Werner never flaunts technique at the expense of the music.
I suspect the mere sight of a keyboard is inspiration enough for this man!

Of course, it all makes for varied and tasty trio playing as he keeps the feel of this session open. Not as much a groove oriented player here, atleast not in the traditional sense of the word. Strong and often understated support from Johnson and Baron. Bravo and thank you, Mr. Werner.

5 out of 5 stars A pleasant feel prevails.......2002-04-09

The pianist is easily one of the greatest voices in modern jazz. I recall reading an interview where Werner muses over how much Keith Jarrett he once listened to, and while he never sounds like his (then) mentor, it's clear that he shares Jarrett's profound sense of lyricism and imagination. A player who has clearly done his homework but not to the point that he ever sounds predictably the same. That freshness infuses his playing, at once a call to the spirit of jazz and a plea to aspiring musicians. Chops he has, but Werner never flaunts technique at the expense of the music.
I suspect the mere sight of a keyboard is inspiration enough for this man!

Of course, it all makes for varied and tasty trio playing as he keeps the feel of this session open. Not as much a groove oriented player here, at least not in the traditional sense of the word. Strong and often understated support from Johnson and Baron. Bravo and thank you, Mr. Werner.
Unprotected Live
Average customer rating: Not rated
    Unprotected Live

    ProductGroup: Music
    Binding: Audio CD

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    ASIN: B0000A9D8C
    Release Date: 2007-03-13
    Unprotected Love
    Average customer rating: Not rated
      Unprotected Love
      The Kimz
      Manufacturer: JANUARIUS
      ProductGroup: Music
      Binding: Audio CD

      Pop RockPop Rock | Pop | Styles | Music
      ASIN: B0007QLRB8
      Release Date: 2002-10-08

      Tracks:

      1. Stare into Space
      2. Autumn Night
      3. Forever Me and You
      4. Sweat
      5. Make It Last
      6. 15 Babies
      7. Fuck Yeah
      8. I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow
      9. Krush
      10. Good Bye
      11. Tears of a Clown
      12. Train

      Product Description

      Track Listing: 1.Stare into space 2.Autumn Night 3.Forvever Me and You 4.Sweat 5.Make It Last 6.15 Babies 7.F*ck Yeah 8.I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow 9.Krush 10.Good Bye 11.Tears of a Clown 12.Train
      Unprotected
      Average customer rating: Not rated
        Unprotected

        Manufacturer: Emi Italiana
        ProductGroup: Music
        Binding: Audio CD
        ASIN: B00026CXMK
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        Average customer rating: Not rated
          Unprotected
          Ned
          ProductGroup: Music
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          ASIN: B000PMY040

          Product Description

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