Jerky Boys 2 [Explicit Lyrics]

Jerky Boys 2 [Explicit Lyrics]

Track Listings

 
1. Pablo Honey
2. Drinking Problem
3. Pet Cobra
4. Sol's Warts
5. Breast Enlargement
6. Roofing
7. Gay Hairdresser
8. Volunteer
9. Terrorist Pizza
10. Pico's Mexican Hairpiece
11. Little Emergency
12. Sparky the Clown
13. Security Service
14. Sol's Nude Beach
15. Diamond Dealer
16. Sol's Naked Photo
17. Mattress King
18. Ball Game Beating
19. Sporting Goods
20. Scaffolding
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Jerky Boys 2
Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
  • the tape is 10 times better
  • The Jerkys Strike Back
  • They're tellin' me this, that and the other thing
  • Jerky Boys at their Best
  • Come to Florida
Jerky Boys 2
The Jerky Boys
Manufacturer: Select / Ada
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

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ASIN: B000006MYV
Release Date: 1998-04-28

Tracks:

  1. Pablo Honey
  2. Drinking Problem
  3. Pet Cobra
  4. Sol's Warts
  5. Breast Enlargement
  6. Roofing
  7. Gay Hairdresser
  8. Volunteer
  9. Terrorist Pizza
  10. Pico's Mexican Hairpiece
  11. A Little Emergency
  12. Sparky The Clown
  13. Security Service
  14. Sol's Nude Beach
  15. Diamond Dealer
  16. Sol's Naked Photo
  17. The Mattress King
  18. Ball Game Beating
  19. Sporting Goods
  20. Scaffolding
  21. Sex Therapy
  22. Sol's Phobia
  23. Cremation Services
  24. Pizza Lawyer
  25. Fava Beans
  26. Husband Beating
  27. Bonus Track 1

Customer Reviews:

3 out of 5 stars the tape is 10 times better.......2006-12-11

Back in the 90's, I bought Jerky Boys part 2 on a cassette tape, not a cd. After the crank-call concerning the scaffolding, you'd think that was the end of the tape, as it's the last title listed. Suddenly, you hear number-tones being dialed, and suddenly there's an answering-machine greeting say that you've reached 'Doggie do's and don'ts, a K-9 obedience
training school, after the beep leave a message and 1 of their staff would call you back.' When you hear the beep, you hear a dog growling, and the guy who does the voice to Frank Rizzo starts screaming to death while the dog is attacking him and growling. It's HILARIOUS, and I can't understand why it's only on the old-fashioned cassette-tape and not on the cd?

4 out of 5 stars The Jerkys Strike Back.......2005-04-30

While not quite as good as the original album (mostly because the novelty effect has worn off), this is still a very funny crank-call album that any fan of the genre should own.

While some of the calls are repetitive or drag on too long ('Terrorist Pizza' and 'Sex Therapy', for example), most of the pranks here are gems. The hopeless, neurotic Sol Rosenberg really comes into his own here, with the hilarious 'Ball-Game Beating', 'Sol's Nude Beach,' and 'Sol's Phobia' calls. And Frank Rizzo is a riot as always. Both of these characters are voiced by John Brennan, who does most of the good material on the Jerky Boys albums. His sidekick Kamal is basically along for the ride, providing the occasional chuckle at best.

All in all, it's a very solid effort from the Jerkys, with a lot of quotable lines. I wouldn't pay $16-20 for it, but I'm sure you can get it used for a reasonable price.

5 out of 5 stars They're tellin' me this, that and the other thing.......2004-11-25

This could be the best Jerky Boys album, a collection of classic material.

Starting with the silly 'Pablo Honey', which sounds like the boys pranking a friend, it moves into classic Rizzo territory with 'Drinking Problem', where Frank indicates he's 'sick', but still questions if it's a problem with 'the drinking'.

It gets more vulgar and demented and hilarious with Sol asking about his warts (disgusting, but funny), Frank doing his thing on 'Volunteer', Kamal doing 'Terrorist Pizza' (perhaps funnier today, in a sick way?) All the characters get their time here, with Rizzo leading the pack, along with Sol ('I'm so...insecure!') to Jack Tors getting some demented air time to Kissel threatening the help, and of course a magician and his pet cobra.

The Jerky Boys are an aquired taste for sure, maybe it's a New York thing, or a vulgar thing, but they put out four very funny CDs before fading off with a fifth and sixth.

Be warned, it's vulgar and at times downright demented ('A Little Emergency', 'Sol's Nudist Beach') but it's very funny. Johnny B (Rizzo, Sol, Tors) is arguably a comic genius, and he pretty much WAS the Jerky Boys. Also, be warned, you may find yourself breaking out quotes from this collection years later.

5 out of 5 stars Jerky Boys at their Best.......2004-09-21

The first one was Great. But on this one they really were getting creative. The stories they come up with on this one are just INSANE.

Without giving too much away (so don't read on if you don't want to), some of the funniest stuff on this cd include genital warts, a REALLY crazy gay hairdresser, the hilarious mexican pico, Sol being afraid of his own shadow (hahaha), firing greased up potatoes through a tennis machine, a very humorous attempt on word play with "security service", and all kinds of other crazy stuff. Then there's "pizza terrorist" which leaves you amazed that they didnt end up getting arrested for doing it.

(...)

4 out of 5 stars Come to Florida.......2004-04-19

This is the second of The Jerky Boys crank calls albums. It's not quite as funny as their first album, but it still has it's moments. Some of the best calls here involve the neurotic Sol Rosenberg and the angry Frank Rizzo. My favorite here is probably the one where Sol calls a therapist and says he is afraid of his own shadow. Recommended to fans of crank phone calls.
Jerky Boys 2
Average customer rating: Not rated
    Jerky Boys 2
    The Jerky Boys
    Manufacturer: Atlantic / Wea
    ProductGroup: Music
    Binding: Audio CD

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    ASIN: B00000DP8X
    Release Date: 1994-08-16

    Tracks:

    1. Pablo Honey
    2. Drinking Problem
    3. Pet Cobra
    4. Sol's Warts
    5. Breast Enlargement
    6. Roofing
    7. Gay Hairdresser
    8. Volunteer
    9. Terrorist Pizza
    10. Pico's Mexican Hairpiece
    11. Little Emergency
    12. Sparky the Clown
    13. Security Service
    14. Sol's Nude Beach
    15. Diamond Dealer
    16. Sol's Naked Photo
    17. Mattress King
    18. Ball Game Beating
    19. Sporting Goods
    20. Scaffolding
    21. Sex Therapy
    22. Sol's Phobia
    23. Cremation Services
    24. Pizza Lawyer
    25. Fava Beans
    26. Husband Beating
    Jerky Boys 2 - Clean Version
    Average customer rating: Not rated
      Jerky Boys 2 - Clean Version
      Jerky Boys
      Manufacturer: Wea Corp
      ProductGroup: Music
      Binding: Audio CD

      Spoken WordSpoken Word | Poetry, Spoken Word & Interviews | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
      ASIN: B000006K2N
      Release Date: 1994-08-30
      Jerky Boys 2
      Average customer rating: Not rated
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        The Jerky Boys
        Manufacturer: Atlantic / Wea
        ProductGroup: Music
        Binding: Audio CD

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