The Jerky Boys 3 [Explicit Lyrics]

1. Santa's Delivery

2. Lawn Equipment Debate

3. Balloon Rides

4. Dresser

5. Silly Food

6. Sol's Chainsaw Shock

7. Stop That

8. Chainsaw Shock, Pt. 2

9. Tandem Bicycles

10. Safety Gates

11. Bamm!

12. Facelift Without Surgery

13. Lawnmower Sale

14. Tarbash's New Shoes

15. Signin'

16. No!

17. Sol's Civil War Memorabilia

18. Civil War Memorabilia, Pt. 2

19. Bad Tomatoes

20. Florida, the Tropical State

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The Jerky Boys 3,The Jerky Boys,Polygram Records,Blue Humor,Pop,Popular Music,Prank Calls,Spoken / Comedy / Radio Shows

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The Last Hurrah
WHAT LEGENDS THEY ARE
What's up with that delivery boy?
Cradle rock style!
FUNNEIST S*** EVER

The Jerky Boys 3
The Jerky Boys
Manufacturer: Fontana Island
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

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ASIN: B000001EO3
Release Date: 1996-08-20

Tracks:

Santa's Delivery
Lawn Equipment Debate
Balloon Rides
The Dresser
Silly Food
Sol's Chainsaw Shock
Stop That
Chainsaw Shock (Part 2)
Tandem Bicycles
Safety Gates
Bamm!
Facelift Without Surgery
Lawnmower Sale
Tarbash's New Clothes
Signin'
No!
Sol's Civil War Memorabilia
Civil War Memorabilia (Part 2)
Bad Tomatoes
Florida, The Tropical State
TV Repair
1-800-How's My Driving?
Bad Ass Massage
Paradise
Body Building
Kissel Crooner
Angry Camper's Dad
Bird Feed
New Awnings

Customer Reviews:

The Last Hurrah.......2005-04-30

This is the last great Jerky Boys album, and it basically marks the time they 'jumped the shark' and faded afterwards into mediocrity.

While there are many great characters on display (including a few fun new ones, like Bob The Cattle Rustler and Curly G.), the album belongs to the immortal Sol Rosenberg. His 'Lawn Equipment Debate' call is probably the funniest bit the Jerkys have ever done, and amazingly, it's done without vulgarity or mean-spiritedness. If you need to prove to someone that the Jerkys are more than just foul-mouthed punks with no comic skill, that's the call to show them.

'Lawnmower Sale' is a close second, featuring hilarious ranting from Bob The Cattle Rustler. You'll be quoting that call for weeks.

As always, Kamal's calls are mostly dead weight ('Stop That,' 'Tarbash's New Shoes,' etc.), but they're easily skipped to get to the good stuff. If you're a fan of prank-calling, this is as good as it gets.

WHAT LEGENDS THEY ARE.......2005-03-21

The Jerky Boys are the best prank phone callers ever. What legends. They are like the originators and don't push too hard during the start of their prank calls. Notice how all of them are minutes long. They are funny because they play it how stupid some people are. Like Sol Rosenberg, a 50 year old jewish guy who is protective and worried and irritated and concerned about everything. Sol and Frank Rizzo and Jack Tor S are the best. No wonder the people on the other line think it's real and are saying to themselves "who the hell is this guy?!" A must have, it never dies.

What's up with that delivery boy?.......2005-02-11

Starting with track 1, you know the Jerky Boys didn't slow down. As Rizzo rants about a Santa Claus-dressed delivery boy who, er, accosted him, you know it's gonna get nasty, and funny.

Could be the best Jerky disc, actually, as they retread the usual cast of characters and go above and beyond the call of prank calling duty with new characters, and even new set-ups where they place ads in the papers and wait for victims to call. Who said prank calling wasn't hard work?

Aside from irate, blue-collar Queens resident Frank Rizzo (who often gets the best rants out, including one about his annoying son's upcoming birthday), we have the fragile Sol Rosenberg (some of the funniest moments in this disc) as well as the psychotic Kissel, and the flamboyant Jack Tors. New additions include Big Ol' Badass Bob the Cattle Rustler (why didn't he do this character again?) and one track from Curly G, an inept rapper (funny, but like most of Kamal's tracks, it runs out of steam quick).

Johnny B, who did most of the characters, has to be a comic genius. The guy comes up with some choice lines, and thinks his way out of inquiries in a second, always with a vulgar sentiment thrown in. For fans of the first two albums, or even of the classic, Oscar-robbed film, this is a must.

Cradle rock style!.......2004-04-19

This is another Jerky Boys crank calls album. Lots of funny stuff here. Favorite Jerky Boys characters are back, like Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Kissel, Tarbash and Jack Tors. There are also a few new characters introduced, my favorite of which is Big Ole Bad Ass Bob The Cattle Rustler. One new thing they did here was take out classified ads in the newspaper and record the responses they received from people. It's pretty funny stuff. Recommended to fans of crank phone calls.

FUNNEIST S*** EVER.......2003-09-24

I MUST HAVE LISTENED TO THIS CD 100O TIMES AND EVERY TIME IT'S FUNNER AND FUNNER. THE FUNNEIST TRACK TO ME IS "SANTAS DELIVERY". I CRY EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO THAT TRACK. IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF GET TIHS ALBUM ASAP.

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Edited?
Knee Slappin', Log Splittin' Hilarity
THE BEST

The Jerky Boys 3
The Jerky Boys
Manufacturer: Polygram Records
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music

General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music

Shock Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
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ASIN: B000001EO5
Release Date: 1996-08-20

Tracks:

Santa's Delivery
Lawn Equipment Debate
Balloon Rides
The Dresser
Silly Food
Sol's Chainsaw Shock
Stop That
Chainsaw Shock (Part 2)
Tandem Bicycles
Saftey Gates
Bamm!
Facelift Without Surgery
Lawnmower Sale/Big Ole' Bad Ass Bob The Cattle Rustler
Tarbash's New Shoes
Signin'
No!
Sol's Civil War Memorabilia
Civil War Memorabilia
Bad Tomatoes
Florida. The Tropical State
TV Repair
1-800-How's My Driving
Bad Ass Massage
Paradise
Body Building
Kissel Crooner
Angry Camper's Dad
Bird Feed
New Awnings

Customer Reviews:

Edited?.......2000-06-27

What exactly is the point to owning an edited version of a Jerky Boy's Album?

Buy the unedited copy for yourself, your kids shouldnt be listening to it anyway. Taking the profanity out of a Jerky Boys call is like taking the bubbles out of Coca Cola. Flat, who wants that? Get my point, I know it was lame, but ya know what I mean?

Knee Slappin', Log Splittin' Hilarity.......1999-10-15

After hearin' this CD a record 450 times in Avalon, I still drip in my pants every time I hear the one about the lawnmower...It's great when your bowlin' with Herb or just drinkin' JB with Philly slobs...Josty does a great imitation of the big hick in the lawnmower skit...It's so funny...This CD is for you! Gimme two smacks across the mouth and I'll give you mine...

THE BEST.......1998-07-10

This is the first Jerky Boys tape I've heard so far, and I'm going to get the rest! It is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

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