Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) [CD-single]

1. Here's Your Sign (Get the Picture) [Single Version]

2. Things Have Changed [Album Version]

Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture),Bill Engvall & Travis Tritt,Warner Bros / Wea,5"CD Singles,Country,Country & Western,Country Comedy,Standup Comedy

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Average customer rating: Painfully funny Absolute HOOT 15° Off Cool OK..just OK NOT His Best

15° Off Cool Bill Engvall Manufacturer: Warner Bros / Wea ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Country Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music All Blowout Music | Blowout Music | Stores | Music More Titles at Least 25% Off | Blowout Music | Stores | Music Similar Items: Morning Constitutions A Decade of Laughs Bill Engvall: 15° Off Cool Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography Dorkfish ASIN: B000LV6RGY Release Date: 2007-02-27

Tracks:

1. Argue Naked
2. Slim Jims
3. Free Range Chicken
4. Ionic Breeze
5. Getting Older
6. Part Of Your Package
7. Wives And NASCAR
8. Bad Weiner Day
9. Hurting Gas
10. 15 Degrees Off Cool
11. Fantasy Camp
12. Thunderbirds

Album Description

Bill Engvall's 15º Off Cool, filmed at the Paramount Theatre in Austin, TX, features all-new material and documents his Comedy Central special.

Customer Reviews:

Painfully funny.......2007-08-01

I think Bill Engvall is one of the funniest comics around. When I got the CD I listened to it immediately which may not have been such a great idea because I was at work. I could not stop laughing the entire time. I actually had to pause it because my stomach was getting sore from laughing so hard. There's a track on the CD called "Hurting Gas" and it's typical Bill Engvall. It's very simple humour but funny as hell. He's one of the few comedians that I could listen to over and over and not get tired of. Can't wait for the book!

Absolute HOOT.......2007-07-28

It is hilarious, it will keep you in stiches. I laughed so hard I started crying. Best one yet.

15° Off Cool.......2007-07-16

This audio is very funny. I love Bill Engvall's sense of humor, just wish I could also see his facial expressions. It is a great "keep awake" CD for the car. You are too busy laughing to fall asleep.

OK..just OK.......2007-06-25

First off, if you're coming here hoping for the latest round of "here's your sign" stupidity jokes...find a different Engvall CD. He does not a one of his signature gag here. Probably he's afraid they're starting to become stale and he might be correct. Instead the punchlines here are usually at the end of a story.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Bill realizes he's "getting older" (track 5) when he deliberates his wife's offer of a lovemaking session. ("When did THAT start?"). He also skewers the idea of bundled hotel amenities as he verbally parries with a front desk employee ("Part of Your Package"). (I won't spoil the punchline there..) Perhaps the best bit is Engvall pondering (in "Bad Weiner Day") how fish, an aquatic lifeform, developed a taste for terrestrial worms. ("One day, they were lying on the banks of a river....trying to catch their breath....thanks for those of you who got that..") He also finishes on a high note recalling his flight with the "Thunderbirds" (track 12)

LOWS:
The advice to "argue naked" in Track 1 isn't really yuk-worthy and "Slim Jims" is likewise pretty weak.

BOTTOM LINE:
It's OK but I've laughed harder at his older stuff. If you're hoping to take this along in the family truckster, be advised that Bill's language is a bit "ruder" than usual so you may want to sample the whole thing first rather than throwing it in the deck cold with the kids in tow.

NOT His Best.......2007-06-04

I was really looking forward to this new cd, but was very disappointed. Some jokes were obviously old, and the new material was not funny at all. Save yourself the money, and don't even borrow from a friend.

Average customer rating: Not as funny anymore good sense of humor Very funny! Funny, but definitely for adults... wuz uppppp all

Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall Manufacturer: Warner Bros / Wea ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Country | Styles | Music General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Country Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Contemporary Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Similar Items: Dorkfish Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography You Might Be a Redneck If... Here's Your Sign Reloaded A Decade of Laughs ASIN: B000002N85 Release Date: 1996-05-28

Tracks:

1. Introduction
2. I Love Golf
3. Going To The Fair
4. We've Got A Full House
5. Here's Your Sign
6. Nobody Disciplines Their Kids Anymore
7. Things Have Changed
8. Caught Big Time
9. I. G. Joe
10. Baby Barf And The Turkey Hunt
11. Tell Me What I'm Thinking
12. Love Magic

Customer Reviews:

Not as funny anymore.......2007-01-11

I loved Bill Engvall when he first came out but I think he's lost his touch or maybe his humor is one that just gets old after a while. If you really like Engvall, you might like it. I didn't find myself laughing out loud very often. It's kind of boring, actually.

good sense of humor.......2006-08-24

love it--states the obvious..Bill E.'s early work is his best in my opinion. This one can be listened to again and again.

Very funny!.......2006-07-28

Bill Engvall first came to my attention with his part in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White. (Yeah, that's right, the Redneck Rat Pack.) Well, this CD shows off Bill's talent to its very best. I love his stories of his cats, son's toy soldiers, butter sculpting (who did invent butter sculpting?), and of course signs for stupid people.

Overall, my family and I found this to be an outrageously funny CD. Beware, though, there are a couple of scenes about sex, so you will want to get familiar with the CD, and what parts to skip, before you listen to it with younger or more sensitive listeners.

But, that said, this is a very funny CD that I love to listen to, and highly recommend!

Funny, but definitely for adults..........2006-03-10

I listened to this CD for the first time while carpooling a load of thirteen-year olds to school in the morning. It's hysterical, and we all enjoyed it, but I had to turn it off when he got into some raunchier bits. Mind you, it's nothing offensive when you're in adult company, but it's definitely not meant for kid's ears. "Hot monkey love" and riffs on sex are definitely NOT what you want to hear with a carful of kids! That being said, this is a very funny album. I'm definitely going to buy more Bill Engvall, and then I can put together a sampler CD of the cleaner bits that are suitable for everyone.

wuz uppppp all.......2005-01-30

i like bill he is the funnst guy and he is so good at what he do my girlfirend ask me if i ever played it i said no she put it on and i lol

Average customer rating: Excellent An exceptionally funny CD very funny but heard it Hilarious Very good album....except for ONE THING!

Here's Your Sign Reloaded Bill Engvall Manufacturer: Warner Bros / Wea ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Country Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Contemporary Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music All Blowout Music | Blowout Music | Stores | Music More Titles at Least 25% Off | Blowout Music | Stores | Music Class Clowns | Warner Brothers Records | Stores | Music Similar Items: Here's Your Sign Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography Dorkfish Warning Signs A Decade of Laughs ASIN: B0000DJYQS Release Date: 2003-11-11

Tracks:

1. Introduction
2. I've Been Married For Twenty Years
3. The Differences In Years
4. Getting Old Sucks
5. In Vitro
6. Boys Have No Discretion
7. Jolly Roger Party Boat
8. Here's Your Sign
9. Here's Your Sign (Don't Mess With Us) (Musical Track)
10. Married For Twenty Years (Musical Track)
11. Here's Your Sign (Wear It All The Time) (Musical Track)
12. Here's Your Sign Christmas (Musical Track)

Customer Reviews:

Excellent.......2007-05-07

What can you say about one of the best comics of today. an awsome cd, extremely funny.

An exceptionally funny CD.......2006-08-03

He's back! Bill Engvall, that stalwart of the Blue Comedy Tour, and a founding member of the Redneck Rat Pack. In this CD, Bill takes on everything from artificial insemination, children, and of course signs for stupid people.

Overall, I found this to be an exceptionally funny CD. Now, there are some parts that you will not want to listen to with younger or more sensitive listeners, which is pretty standard with Bill Engvall. But, if you listen to the CD, and get to know which scenes to skip, it is very well worth listening to. I love this CD, and highly recommend it to everyone.

Oh, by the way, I loved the final four tracks, which are musical. I especially loved #9, Don't Mess With Us!

very funny but heard it.......2004-12-10

i like most of this jokes but most of this i heard in the other album's.

Hilarious.......2004-06-10

Here's Your Sign: Reloaded is a little too short, but still very funny. One of the best tracks on the album is: Here's Your Sign (Don't Mess With Us). Ignore the other reviewers that complain about this track. Libs always scream "freedom of speech", until someone says something they don't like.

Very good album....except for ONE THING!.......2004-04-19

I've been listening on and off to Bill Engvall for about 7 years, and he is often a very funny human being, and this album is no exception. I was laughing a LOT throughout this album and was in a generally good mood while listening to it...then "Here's Your Sign (Don't Mess With Us)" came on. This song is an anti-"Bush hater" song Bill did with Neal McCoy which starts off with them picking on the Dixie Chicks for what they said about W. I didn't hear the rest of it and though I may later on, I don't really want to hear any more of it. I have been against this sorry excuse for a war our country is having with Iraq since W came on and said they have WMDs (which I never believed from day one). Bill acknowledges Neal for not letting him sing the song alone (He couldn't have ticked me off more if he did the song with "No we HAVEN'T forgotten, Darryl!" Worley.)
The rest of the songs are funny, but after listening to as much of "Here's Your Sign (Don't Mess With Us)" as I did, I barely raised my spirits back to the level they were at during Bill's stand-up material.
If you are anything like me, please immediately skip that song, or make a copy of it without it. Trust me, you'll want to.

Average customer rating:

Redneck 12 Days of Christmas / Here's Your Sign Christmas Jeff Foxworthy , and Bill Engvall Manufacturer: Warner Bros / Wea ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Country Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General Christmas | Holiday | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General Christmas | Holiday Music | Special Features | Music 4-for-3 Pop | 4-for-3 Music | Stores | Music 4-for-3 All Music | 4-for-3 Music | Stores | Music Similar Items: A Very Larry Christmas Here's Your Christmas Album Games Rednecks Play There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays : A Redneck Christmas You Might Be a Redneck If... ASIN: B0000TG9EC Release Date: 2003-11-11

Tracks:

1. Redneck 12 Days of Christmas [Album Version] - Jeff Foxworthy
2. Here's Your Sign Christmas [Album Version] - Bill Engvall

Average customer rating: Love it I think Bill Engvall is HILARIOUS!

Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) Bill Engvall & Travis Tritt Manufacturer: Warner Bros / Wea ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Country | Styles | Music General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Country Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Contemporary Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Similar Items: Warning Signs Here's Your Sign Reloaded A Decade of Laughs Here's Your Christmas Album Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign Live ASIN: B000002KSA Release Date: 1997-01-14

Tracks:

1. Here's Your Sign (Get the Picture) [Single Version]
2. Things Have Changed [Album Version]

Customer Reviews:

Love it.......2000-09-01

when I first heard it I said "I hafta get that single"

I think Bill Engvall is HILARIOUS!.......1998-07-06

Bill can just make me bust a gut. He is so FUNNY! I have his CD "Warning Signs" and I've been in the hospital a lot lately with my asthma but when I'm home i listen to the CD and he makes me laugh so hard I don't feel so bad anymore.

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