Answering Machine Messages

1. Dial and Complain

2. Right to Remain Silent - Howard Kaplan

3. Twilight Phone - Howard Kaplan

4. African Drums

5. Bullfrogs

6. Jibba Jabba

7. Heavy Breather

8. House of Horros

9. Rowdy Crowd

10. Big Ben

11. Stormy Nite - Howard Kaplan

12. Jazz Club - Howard Kaplan

13. Belly Dancer

14. Honky Tonk - Howard Kaplan

15. French Baroque - Howard Kaplan

16. Broadway Opening

17. Party Time

18. Screamer - Howard Kaplan

19. Snow Blizzard - Howard Kaplan

20. Orgy - Howard Kaplan

See all 75 tracks on this disc

Answering Machine Messages,Various Artists,Nesak International,Miscellaneous,Pop,Sound Effects

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Average customer rating: full tracks

Amy's Answering Machine: Messages from Mom Amy Borkowsky ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items: Amy's Answering Machine Volume 2: More Messages from Mom Amy's Answering Machine: Messages from Mom ASIN: B000KIJSAA

Product Description

Volume 1

Customer Reviews:

full tracks.......2007-01-11

1. Motor Vehicles~~2. Red Robe~~3. Don't Get A Cat~~4. Headphones~~5. Talk Show Bachelors~~6. C-R-A-T-E~~7. Birthday Girl~~8. A Little Visit~~9. Lambskin Condoms~~10. Empty Fridge~~11. Storm Warning~~12. Amila Goes to Washington~~13. Hell's Angels~~14. Alaska Bachelor~~15. Where's Amila?~~16. Metal Detector~~17. Crepe Soles~~18. Happy Halloween~~19. Live Psychics~~20. New York Rye~~21. JFK Jr.~~22. Move Your Clocks~~23. Mom's Slogan~~24. Guggel Muggel~~25. Mom's Mustache~~26. Just Plain Max~~27. Care Package~~28. Kidney Stone.

Average customer rating: Can buy new from Amy's Web site SO-O-O FUNNY

Amy's Answering Machine Volume 2: More Messages from Mom ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Similar Items: Amy's Answering Machine: Messages from Mom ASIN: B000ERK2AW

Customer Reviews:

Can buy new from Amy's Web site.......2007-02-14

I can't believe people are trying to rip folks off with used copies of this CD for $50! You can buy volumes 1 and 2 new from Amy's web site for $15.95 each or both volumes for $27.95 (plus shipping and handling). I don't know if Amazon allows links, so I won't put one here. Note, however, that if you do a google search of "Amy's Answering Machine," you'll find it.

SO-O-O FUNNY.......2006-06-29

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST FUNNIEST THINGS ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friend told me about it and she does the best impressions of Amy's Mom. "Amy it's me" ITS SOO FUNNY!

Average customer rating:

Sound Effects: Answering Machine Messages Various Artists Manufacturer: Kado ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Sound Effects | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music ASIN: B000BB193A Release Date: 2000-11-21

Tracks:

1. Dial and Complain [F]
2. Right to Remian Silent
3. Twilight Phone [M]
4. African Drums
5. Bullfrogs
6. Jibba Jabba [M]
7. Heavy Breather [M]
8. House of Horrors
9. Rowdy Crowd [F/M]
10. Big Ben [F]
11. Stormy Nite
12. Jazz Club [M]
13. Belly Dancer [F]
14. Honky Tonk [M]
15. French Baroque [M]
16. Broadway Opening [F]
17. Party Theme [F]
18. Screamer
19. Snow Blizzard [M]
20. Orgy [M]
21. Provocative [F]
22. Echo Canyon [M]
23. Conventional Message /Conventional Message [F]
24. Railroad [F]
25. Heavy Traffic [M]
26. Man Climbing Stairs [F]
27. Visitor at Door [F]
28. Office Phone Ringing [M]
29. Fire Alarm
30. Sexy Laugh [M]
31. Group Laughing [F]
32. Birds in a Zoo [F]
33. Mosquito
34. Canaries [F]
35. Australia's Outback [M]
36. At the Shore [F]
37. Swarm of Flies
38. Eerie Wind [F]
39. Ocean Liner
40. Space Launch [M]
41. War Sounds [M]
42. Bugle Charge [M]
43. Cuckoo Clock [F]
44. Submarine Dive
45. Doorbell [F]
46. Grandfather Clock [M]
47. Old Steamer Horn [F]
48. Outer Space [M]
49. Telemarketer [F]
50. Elephants
51. Crying Puppies
52. Rooster Crowding
53. Cooing Doves
54. Wolves
55. Bugle Call
56. Chickens
57. Barking Dogs
58. Horse Neighing
59. Lion Roar
60. Racing Cars
61. Speed Boat
62. Bag Pipes
63. Taps
64. Whistling Shells
65. Dentist Sounds
66. Dripping Water
67. Pistol Shots
68. Truck Horn
69. Rain on Leaves
70. Wind and Thunder
71. Men Laughing
72. Intercom Paging
73. Elevator
74. Kettle Boiling
75. Poker Machine Jackpot

Average customer rating:

Answering Machine Messages Various Artists Manufacturer: Nesak International ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Sound Effects | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Sound Effects | Compilations | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music CDs $7 - $10 | Sound Effects | Miscellaneous | Today's Deals in Music | Formats | Music All Bargain Titles | Sound Effects | Miscellaneous | Today's Deals in Music | Formats | Music ASIN: B000050HWU Release Date: 2000-11-21

Tracks:

1. Dial and Complain - Teri Lynn
2. Right to Remain Silent - Howard Kaplan
3. Twilight Phone - Howard Kaplan
4. African Drums - Teri Lynn
5. Bullfrogs - Teri Lynn
6. Jibba Jabba
7. Heavy Breather
8. House of Horros
9. Rowdy Crowd
10. Big Ben - Teri Lynn
11. Stormy Nite - Howard Kaplan
12. Jazz Club - Howard Kaplan
13. Belly Dancer - Teri Lynn
14. Honky Tonk - Howard Kaplan
15. French Baroque - Howard Kaplan
16. Broadway Opening - Teri Lynn
17. Party Time - Teri Lynn
18. Screamer - Howard Kaplan
19. Snow Blizzard - Howard Kaplan
20. Orgy - Howard Kaplan
21. Provacative - Teri Lynn
22. Echo Canyon - Howard Kaplan
23. Conventional Message A. /Conventional Message - Howard Kaplan, Teri Lynn
24. Railroad - Teri Lynn
25. Heavy Traffic - Howard Kaplan
26. Man Climbing Stairs - Teri Lynn
27. Visitor at Door - Teri Lynn
28. Office Phone Ringing - Howard Kaplan
29. Fire Alarm - Howard Kaplan
30. Sexy Laugh - Howard Kaplan
31. Group Laughing - Teri Lynn
32. Birds in a Zoo - Teri Lynn
33. Mosquito - Howard Kaplan
34. Canaries - Teri Lynn
35. Austrailia's Outback - Howard Kaplan
36. At the Shore - Teri Lynn
37. Swarm of Flies - Howard Kaplan
38. Eerie Wind - Teri Lynn
39. Ocean Liner - Teri Lynn
40. Space Launch - Howard Kaplan
41. War Sounds - Howard Kaplan
42. Bugle Charge - Howard Kaplan
43. Cuckoo Clock - Teri Lynn
44. Submarine Dive - Howard Kaplan
45. Doorbell - Teri Lynn
46. Grandflather Clock - Howard Kaplan
47. Old Streamer Horn - Teri Lynn
48. Outer Space - Howard Kaplan
49. Telemarketer - Howard Kaplan, Teri Lynn
50. Elephants - Howard Kaplan
51. Crying Puppies
52. Rooster Crowding - Howard Kaplan
53. Cooing Doves
54. Wolves - Howard Kaplan
55. Bugles Call
56. Chickens - Teri Lynn
57. Barking Dogs - Howard Kaplan, Teri Lynn
58. Horse Neighing
59. Lion Roar
60. Racing Cars
61. Speed Boat
62. Bag Pipes
63. Taps
64. Whistling Shells
65. Dentist Sounds
66. Dripping Water
67. Pistol Shots
68. Truck Horn
69. Rain on Leaves
70. Wind and Thunder
71. Men Laughing
72. Intercom Paging
73. Elevator
74. Kettle Boiling
75. Poker Machine Jackpot

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