Crank Calls

1. We're Only Visitors

2. Dr. Death

3. Blue Fox to Red Beaver

4. Bunny Song

5. Ross Perot Calling Every American

6. Do You Have Your PTL Card?

7. Old Homestead

8. In Harm's Way

9. Together

10. Violent Elderly Person

11. St. Vitus Dance

12. Flood Waters

13. Mitch

14. Flush Your Mind

15. Sprinkling System

16. Going to Branson

17. Where Are You?

18. Storm Center

19. Fourth of July

20. Too Smart for the Room

See all 28 tracks on this disc

Crank Calls,Jonathan Winters,Publishing Mills,Comedy,Observational Humor,Pop,Sketch Comedy,Spoken / Comedy / Radio Shows,Standup Comedy

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Average customer rating: Speak for yourself, love! Good, but not great Crank yankers rating Hang up these puppets... Great CD, wicked funny

The Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 3 Crank Yankers Manufacturer: Comedy Central ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Television Soundtracks | Soundtracks | Styles | Music General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Similar Items: Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 2 The Best Uncensored Crank Calls Vol. 1 Crank Yankers Uncensored - Season Two, Volume One Crank Yankers Uncensored - Season One Customer Service Crackpots ASIN: B00008OLYP Release Date: 2003-04-22

Tracks:

1. Do You Know That Song - Jim Florentine
2. Spporting Goods Spokesperson - David Alan
3. Beat Around the Bush Phone Sex - Kevin Nealon
4. Hits a Deer - Jim Florentine
5. Lost $25 Chip - Sarah Silverman
6. Black Guy Masturbating in Park - Jimmy Kimmel
7. Caulk
8. Security Guard Job - Adam Carolla
9. 8lb Balls
10. Kids Saw Porn
11. Building a House, Pt. 2 - Fred Armisen
12. I Have the Junk! - Jimmy Kimmel, Patton Oswalt
13. Your Son Hit My Car - Dom Irrera
14. Rosie's Candy Birthday - Jimmy Kimmel
15. Dr. Drew Talks Hip-Hop - Adam Carolla
16. Nude Model
17. Raven

Album Description

Full Title - Best Uncensored Crank Calls Volume 3. Created by Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Corolla (The Man Show), Crank Yankers is a perverse crank call show on Comedy Central in which A-List comedians lend their voices to record a variety of provoking phone calls made by a motley group of outrageous puppets. 2003.

Customer Reviews:

Speak for yourself, love!.......2004-08-08

This is the third volume of uncensored crank calls from the Crank Yankers TV show. How is this volume different from the first two volumes? This one is in stereo! This time around, the caller is in the left speaker and the person answering the phone is in the right speaker. Other than that, it's much the same as the other two CDs. Funny crank phone calls by hilarious characters like Special Ed, Hadassah Guberman, Elmer Higgins, Niles Standish, Dick Birchum and Gladys Murphy. If you are a fan of crank phone calls, you should enjoy this.

Good, but not great.......2004-01-09

This C.D. is funny the first time on a couple of tracks, but then it is all boring

I would suggest not buying this because it is a one time only C.D.
But, it was O.K.

Crank yankers rating.......2003-12-27

I think Crank yankers is absolutely hillarious. I give a lot of credit to the comics involved in the series. I think they are all talented. I do wish, however, that they would invent more episodes with the older guy, I think his name is Elmer. The best episodes are with him.

Hang up these puppets..........2003-06-10

Not only are the crankers not nearly as funny as they were on the first two installments, but the people being cranked aren't either. What makes Volume 3 so boring and UNfunny is the fact that most of the people who are called sound so unammusingly annoyed, not really willing to participate on any level at all. The irrate people just sound bothered and the clueless people sound irritatingly stupid. Even the "puppets" have problems here, being more crass and ruder than is required to be effectively funny. Perfect examples are Bircham's humorless tirade while calling for employment and Jimmy Kimmel's bratty-sounding kids calling a bowling alley with the age old prank (think about it). I kind of felt sorry for the guy on the other end of the phone who was really too dumb to figue out what was going on with these two snots. So while the first two volumes are fun to be had by all, this one is a snoozer. And I do agree with the reviewer prior to me: This should have been a DVD of the skits on Vols 1 & 2.

Great CD, wicked funny.......2003-05-04

you should definetly by this cd, this one is bettr then vol.1 and 2.This is a wicked good cd, they should come out with a crank yankers dvd.

Average customer rating: Do you feel me? I feel you! ... Slapping Good Time Funniest Thing Since Vol.1! awesome cd

Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 2 Crank Yankers Manufacturer: Comedy Central ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Television Soundtracks | Soundtracks | Styles | Music General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Similar Items: The Best Uncensored Crank Calls Vol. 1 The Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 3 Customer Service Crackpots Crank Yankers Uncensored - Season Two, Volume One Crank Yankers Uncensored - Season One ASIN: B00006YXGT Release Date: 2002-11-05

Tracks:

1. Crank Yankers Theme - Fountains of Wayne
2. Phone Zone - Dane Cook
3. Spoonie Takes Out a Personal - Tracy Morgan
4. Nanny Job - Sarah Silverman
5. Calligraphy
6. Parrot #1
7. Shoulda Sent It Sooner
8. Grandpa's Bath - Jim Florentine
9. Beanie Babies - Jimmy Kimmel
10. Westrope
11. Waste Management - Sarah Silverman
12. Pee Delivery - Jimmy Kimmel
13. Phone Sex Vomit - David Alan Grier
14. Helen Looks for Cookies
15. Wheelchair Library - Dane Cook
16. Terrance Calls Spago - Jimmy Kimmel
17. Hallmark Cards - Tracy Morgan
18. Hawaii - Jim Florentine

Album Description

Full Title - Best Uncensored Crank Calls Volume 2. Created by Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla of 'The Man Show', Crank Yankers is a perverse Comedy Central show in which actual crank calls become the basis for a twisted town inhabited solely by puppets. A-list comedians lend their voices to a motley group of outrageous puppets who bring the actual audio to life in a series of crank call re-enactments. Comedy Central. 2002.

Customer Reviews:

Do you feel me? I feel you!.......2004-08-05

How is this CD different from the first Crank Yankers CD? This one features the theme song by Fountains of Wayne! Other than that, it is much the same as the first Crank Yankers CD. Funny crank phone calls! Hilarious characters like Hadassah Guberman, Niles Standish, Elmer Higgins, Spoonie Luv and Special Ed! If you are a fan of crank phone calls, you will dig this CD.

... Slapping Good Time.......2003-06-03

If the first cd couldn't be funnier, the second cd comes out twice as strong. Crank Yankers Vol. 2, def. makes its mark in the comedy world for sure. I just hope a DVD could come out of these as well to make this awesome collection complete.

Funniest Thing Since Vol.1!.......2003-04-01

Shoulda Sent It Sooner!, Pee Delivery, And Hallmark Cards were my favorite tracks but this whole cd is funny. I thought this would be a toned down addition to volume 1 but this cd is a lot funnier than the first! Tracy Morgan is great with his Spoonie Luv "Don't change" "I feel you" funny as hell! I hurt my sides just laughing hysterically from the second track to the last with Florentine as Special Ed "I'm going to Hawaii yeahhhhhhh!"
A must have!

awesome cd.......2002-11-22

i just bought this cd yesterday. personally i think it is better than some adam sandler stuff. as soon as i heard track 12 "Pee Delivery" i started laughing so hard i thought i was going to pass out. elmer is the best ever. and track 7 "Shoulda Sent It Sooner" is also very funny it is by the touch-tone terrorist. if you love crank yankers good prank calls and comedy i highly recommend this cd!

Average customer rating: Huge waste of money It would be a 5 but... By far the funniest out of the 3 Come one, come all! Great Yankers

The Best Uncensored Crank Calls Vol. 1 Crank Yankers Manufacturer: Comedy Central ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Television Soundtracks | Soundtracks | Styles | Music General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Similar Items: Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 2 The Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 3 Customer Service Crackpots Crank Yankers Uncensored - Season One Crank Yankers Uncensored - Season Two, Volume One ASIN: B000068U1X Release Date: 2002-07-09

Tracks:

1. Turd In Car - Gladys Murphy
2. Chinese Rapper - Moo Shu
3. Tech Orgasm - Lisa
4. The Nemesis
5. Birchum Looks For A Job
6. Spoonie Luv Sends Flowers
7. Power Jammin' 7 Mega Mixin' - Boomer & The Nudge
8. Deaf Friend Phone Sex - Rob
9. Wu Tang At Reba's - Shaver
10. Attacked By A Monkey - Joe Smith
11. Penis Pump - Jimmy & His Mom
12. Blind Stripper - Cammie
13. Lost Leg - Birchum
14. Porn Survey - Survey Operator
15. Niles Calls Healthcare
16. We Get To Drink - Pete Dzoghi
17. I Got Mail - Special Ed

Album Description

Comedy Central has called upon the warped minds of Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Carolla and Daniel Kellison (the guys who brought you the man show) to create another demented, groundbreaking primetime series. 2002.

Customer Reviews:

Huge waste of money.......2004-11-29

I can't believe I sat and watched the entire season for maybe 3-4 calls that were good.

It would be a 5 but..........2004-10-09

I used to love the Crank Yankers... for about one episode. At the end of the episode I realized THEY'RE A POOR COPY OF THE JERKY BOYS!!! This is pretty good if you're addicted to prank calls, but I highly suggest that you buy the first two Jerky Boys albums as well and just compare the quality for yourself.

By far the funniest out of the 3.......2004-08-29

This is the funniest album out of the 3 of them. From Niles Standish, to Bobby Fletcher, this CD will bring you joy. One of the best $20 I ever spent. A must have for any Crank Yankers fan. If you are not, you jusy have to take a little bit of time to get used to the humor. Once you are used to it, you will ike it.

Come one, come all!.......2004-07-11

This is the first collection of real crank phone calls taken from the Crank Yankers television show. The TV show uses puppets to reenact the calls, but since crank calls are inherently an audio form of humor, you don't really need to see the puppets to get the joke. There are a lot of funny recuring characters on the show, and many of them are featured here. We have Gladys Murphy the black housewife, Birchum the crazy Vietnam vet, Spoonie Luv the playah, Cammie the stripper, Niles Standish the perverted British gentleman, Special Ed the retarded guy and others. This is funny stuff. If you enjoy crank phone calls, you should dig it.

Great Yankers.......2004-02-24

The Muppets with a foul mouth . If you loved to do prank phone calls as a child , you'll love this CD . There's lovable characters like Special Ed , the retarded adult , Elmer , a funny old man and my favourite Spoonie Luv played by SNL veteran Tracey Morgan . I also recommend Volume 2&3.

Average customer rating: Actually very good if you go with the flow DUMB Beware of Strange Friends with Answering Machines Amusing but not what you might expect this is good stuff

Crank(y) Calls Jonathan Winters Manufacturer: Uproar ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Country Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Comedy & Spoken Word | Miscellaneous | Indie Music | Stores | Music Similar Items: Jonathan Winters: Rare and Riotous The Unknown Jonathan Winters: On the Loose The Wonderful World of Jonathan Winters Old Folks Outpatients ASIN: B00000IIOW Release Date: 2000-05-20

Tracks:

1. We're Only Visitors
2. Dr. Death
3. Blue Fox To Red Beaver
4. The Bunny Song
5. Ross Perot Calling Every American
6. Do You Have Your PTL Card?
7. The Old Homestead
8. In Harm's Way
9. Together
10. A Violent Elderly Person
11. St. Vitus' Dance
12. Flood Waters
13. Mitch
14. Flush Your Mind
15. Sprinkling System
16. Going To Branson
17. Where Are You?
18. Storm Center
19. Fourth Of July
20. Too Smart For The Room
21. No Names Or Numbers
22. This Is Very Sad
23. I'll Get Back To You
24. The Deficit
25. Magical Tour
26. Return The Call
27. I Don't Get It
28. See You On The Airwaves

Amazon.com

The foundation for this set is pretty basic: Comic Jonathan Winters was in the habit of leaving extended, extemporaneous phone messages whenever he reached his buddy Jim Smith's answering machine. Smith saved the tapes and gathered 28 communiqués on one CD. Pretty flimsy, yes, but Winters is the comic's comic and improvisation is his forte, so there some yucks to be had here, albeit frequently of a darker hue. Winters seems to have a bizarre fixation with the Prince of Darkness. Crank(y) Calls is just weird enough to be rewarding for fans of Winters, if not for folks with a taste for more scattershot phone scalawags as the Jerky Boys and Roy D. Mercer. --Steven Stolder

Customer Reviews:

Actually very good if you go with the flow.......2007-01-30

Some reviewers were disappointed, perhaps expecting a more polished production. For my part, I felt privileged to experience a bit of Winters' "inside" communications. It made me feel as though I was in his head as he delivered, presumably without material finessed in advance, assuming the public at large would not hear it.

DUMB.......2006-07-16

THIS WAS SO BAD, I COULD NOT EVEN FINISH THE CD. IT MADE NO SENSE WHATS SO EVER. IT WAS ACTUAL PHONE CALLS TO A CERTAIN PERSON? GUESS IT WAS MY MISTAKE FOR ORDERING IT. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY OR TIME. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT WAS EVEN RECORDED.

Beware of Strange Friends with Answering Machines.......2003-06-30

Thanks to Jonathan Winters' friend J. B. Smith we can all listen to the funniest guy in show biz in the most candid setting by way of the answering machine! Yep, Smith collected all of Winters' craziest moments all on tape. Winters' stuff maybe a little dated but one thing it never gets old. Winters still has his genious in this upclose and personal off-stage improvisation. I miss all the old comedians like Phyllis Diller and Bob Hope. That was when comedy was really funny and not obscene. His funniest routines are his C.B. Caller one, 'Blue Fox to Red Beaver.' He impersonation of Ross Perot and the telephone evangelist 'Do You Have Your PTL card' are hiliarious. They're all so funny to listen to. Some may sound a like from the dark side than the Winters the public is familiar with. But, do you feel bad listening in on someone's telephone conversations? It's your descretion to listen in. Hopefully they will come out with vintage Winters shows for us to enjoy. Is anybody listening? Do you remember Winters in the 'Mork & Mindy' TV series as Mearth (1981-1982)? Too bad they're NOT out on video. Only the early versions of the show. He and Robin Williams were a team when it came to hysterical comedy. Williams talks of his friend in Winters' documentary, 'The Unknown Jonathan Winters.' His funniest character was Maude Fricket. You can catch him/her(?) in 'Gone Fish'n.' His Fricket material revolutionized actors to dress up in old ladies clothes that it got Johnny Carson doing it on his talk show. There's an animated version similar to 'Gone Fish'n' with Jonathan Winters, see 'Tiny Toons Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation' (1992). If like Jonathan Winters as much as I do, some of his best stuff is from his TV show 'Jonathan Winters: on the Ledge.' His classic movies are 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World,' (considered one of the top classic comedies of all time) 'The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh' and 'Moon Over Parador.' And if you like to read more about Winters try the New York bestselling autobiography, 'Winters' Tales.' He tells the truth about his early life that made him the quick-witted, funniest comedian in show biz.

Amusing but not what you might expect.......2001-07-06

The cover of this CD suggests that this album won a Grammy. It's a simple, delightful product: a friend of Jonathan Winters had the foresight to collect and keep messages the comedian left on his answering machine. In one, Winters pretends to be Ross Perot; in another, he is "Dr. Death," a suicide specialist offering his services; in another, he is a child singing the Peter Cottontail song and explaining how rabbits lay such colorful eggs.

These improvisations were not really meant for a general audience. They ramble, as Winters appears to be hoping his friend will pick up the phone. They are laced with what may be in-jokes. There are hints of Winters's genius, and his wonderful mania. The jokes get pretty dark, too. But many of these are just silly messages from a friend to a friend, intended as private and perhaps better left so.

this is good stuff.......2000-06-08

well, i like this cd alot is really weird spacey stuff, not the sort of stuff that will bowl you over, but very unique and highly amusing, and quite a few good chuckles, jonathan winters is an improvisational genius, and this album is proof of that. listening to this, you feel like he is your good friend, its very warm and funny.

Average customer rating:

Crank Calls Jonathan Winters Manufacturer: Publishing Mills ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Country Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Comedy & Spoken Word | Miscellaneous | Indie Music | Stores | Music ASIN: B000008QI4 Release Date: 1995-05-23

Tracks:

1. We're Only Visitors
2. Dr. Death
3. Blue Fox to Red Beaver
4. Bunny Song
5. Ross Perot Calling Every American
6. Do You Have Your PTL Card?
7. Old Homestead
8. In Harm's Way
9. Together
10. Violent Elderly Person
11. St. Vitus Dance
12. Flood Waters
13. Mitch
14. Flush Your Mind
15. Sprinkling System
16. Going to Branson
17. Where Are You?
18. Storm Center
19. Fourth of July
20. Too Smart for the Room
21. No Names or Numbers
22. This Is Very Sad
23. I'll Get Back to You
24. Deficit
25. Magical Tour
26. Return the Call
27. I Don't Get It
28. See You on the Airways

Average customer rating:

The Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 1 Crank Yankers Manufacturer: Comedy Central ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Television Soundtracks | Soundtracks | Styles | Music General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music ASIN: B0000B1A6I Release Date: 2002-08-07

Tracks:

1. Turd in Car - Wanda Sykes
2. Chinese Rapper - Billy West
3. Tech Orgasm
4. Nemesis
5. Birchum Looks for a Job
6. Spoonie Luv Sends Flowers - Tracy Morgan
7. Power Jammin' & Mega Mixin' - Jimmy Kimmel, Patton Oswalt
8. Deaf Friend Phone Sex
9. Wu Tang at Reba's - Dave Chappelle
10. Attackeed by a Monkey - Denis Leary
11. Penis Pump - Jimmy Kimmel
12. Blind Stripper
13. Lost Leg - Adam Carolla
14. Porn Survey - Wanda Sykes
15. Niles Calls Healthcare
16. We Got to Drink
17. I Got Mail - Jim Florentine

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Christmas Wish Album JoJo & Kenny Manufacturer: Mix 106.5 ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD ASIN: B000P5ITKS

Product Description

20-track CD from Mix 106.5, 1997.

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The Best of Van and Cheryl: Volume II Van and Cheryl , and Toddzilla Manufacturer: KSTP-FM ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD ASIN: B000MFDA4Q

Product Description

2000 release w/ 16 tracks. Collection of some of the best on air skits, prank calls and other radio comedy by the top rated KS95 Minneapolis morning radio team of Van and Cheryl. Also included is the hilarious Toddzilla. Keywords: TRACK TITLES: Candid Call - Carl the Repairman; Sklar Bothers - Rock Radio; Candid Call - Complaint Department; V-Files - Meinhardt; Candid Call - Cable Guy; Maxine Jeffris - Ode to a Speculum; Animal Stories - The Hungry Golden Retriever; Heywood Banks - One-Eye Love; Double-Schneidered; Candid Call - I've Got a Cookie Tin On My Head; Todzilla Gets Hypnotized; Doc Severinsen Eats Pot Cookies; Candid Call - Lawn Doctor; Scott Hansen - Jesse's World; Mitch Hedgerg Drops By; Wild Bill Bauer - Russian Roulette

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The Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 2 Crank Yankers Manufacturer: Comedy Central ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Television Soundtracks | Soundtracks | Styles | Music General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music ASIN: B0000793WE Release Date: 2002-12-03

Tracks:

1. Crank Yankers Theme - Fountains of Wayne
2. Phone Zone - Dane Cook
3. Personal Ad - Tracy Morgan
4. Nanny Job - Sarah Silverman
5. Calligraphy
6. Foul-Mouthed Parrot
7. Shoulda Sent It Sooner
8. Grandpa's Bath - Jim Florentine
9. Beanie Babies - Jimmy Kimmel
10. Your Selectman
11. Waste Management - Sarah Silverman
12. Pee Delivery - Jimmy Kimmel
13. Phone Sex Vomit - David Alan Grier
14. Cookies
15. Wheelchair Library - Dane Cook
16. Cosby Reservation - Jimmy Kimmel
17. Hallmark Cards - Tracy Morgan
18. Hawaii - Jim Florentine

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C.J. Goodearl: the Box Set 95-96 Manufacturer: Friggen ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD Spoken Word | Poetry, Spoken Word & Interviews | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music ASIN: B000CAGVEM Release Date: 2004-03-02

Tracks:

1. Turkey Trouble
2. Sick Groom
3. Kung Fu
4. Ticks
5. La Cucaracha
6. Keyhole 12
7. Opium Burger
8. Shock Collar
9. Insurance Claim
10. Duece
11. Mad Cow
12. Sleaza Card
13. Royal Caulk
14. Lung Biscuits
15. Mike Tyson Laxative
16. Lepreconvicts
17. X-mas Eve
18. Santa's Little Hamburger Helper
19. AAAA
20. Choke Your Chicken
21. Olestra Press Conference
22. Space Beavers
23. Spank Your Monkey
24. Sweet Bean Squeezin's

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1. Craps [Explicit Lyrics] [Live]
2. Dare to Be Stupid
3. Desiderata [Explicit Lyrics] [Import]
4. Documentary: John F. Kennedy 35th President of the USA
5. Duke of Dirt
6. Eddie Murphy [Explicit Lyrics] [Live]
7. Factory Air
8. Fun House
9. Gimme an "F"
10. Have You Seen Me Lately?

Mexican Music

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Mexican Music

Insides

Sergei Prokofiev: The Piano Sonatas, Volume 2

Prison Blues

Music CD: SHHH!

Pollen

Musica Tropical de Colombia, Vol. 2

Playtime Songs [Enhanced]

Sign of the Times

Reap What You Sow

MTV Unplugged [Live]

Rock Animals

Orisons

Patience [CD-single]

Mystery Lady: Songs of Billie Holiday

Best of Bee Gees