I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me)

About the Artist
The Little Stinkers is a group of kids led by Mary Beltrami, a seven year-old girl with an angelic voice and a gift for comedic delivery.

Product Description
The hilarious Christmas ballad about a kid who fears that a bout of flatulence while visiting Santa might jeopardize the holiday.

I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me),The Little Stinkers,The Little Stinkers

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Average customer rating: A Christmas Hoot! Laughter and a Warm Knee A song with a lot of hoot for all who toot! Bound to be a Christmas classice As if children need to learn more disrespect

I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me) The Little Stinkers Manufacturer: The Little Stinkers ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General Christmas | Holiday | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Children's Music | Indie Music | Stores | Music General Christmas | Holiday Music | Special Features | Music Similar Items: Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Christmas Novelty CD White Trash Christmas Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire The Best of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2 Pull My Finger: Jingle Smells ASIN: B00003NIXT Release Date: 1999-10-08

Tracks:

1. I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me)

Album Description

The hilarious Christmas ballad about a kid who fears that a bout of flatulence while visiting Santa might jeopardize the holiday.

Customer Reviews:

A Christmas Hoot!.......2005-12-24

I must also respectfully disagree with R. McLaughlin's review, and point out that his/her fear of a Christmas song about kids pulling guns on Santa already came true in the 70's with The Kinks song "Father Christmas". I was listening to one of my local college radio stations when this song came on. I nearly had to hide under my desk I was laughing so hard.

Laughter and a Warm Knee.......2004-11-30

I must sadly disagree with R. McLaughlin's "As if children need to learn more disrespect" review. Surely we must live life realistically and show love and respect toward our fellow man, but we also must do so being mindful of the fact that we all let one slip out now and then. While respect and honor are due Santa, and gratitude should be given for all that he goes through every 24th of December, I believe it to be healthy to consider that even he must flatulate. Placing Santa on such a pedestal that a child would be traumatized for life to hear Santa rip one is so much more damaging than making light of a bit of gas. R. McLaughlin is right, guns are prevalent in schools and we live in scary times, but I don't think humanity is so far gone that we must be concerned that poking a little fun at a natural bodily function will be the imminent downfall of any impressionable child. Getting back to reality, the actual content of the song referred to one who had so much respect as to try not to fart on Santa's lap, but did so accidentally, not intentionally.
A good sense of humor is an honorable trait, laughter is good for the soul, and it would do all of us some good to not take the lighter side of life so seriously. Further more, I think Santa's big round belly would shake when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly if a bean-fed child did warm his knee ... so to speak.

A song with a lot of hoot for all who toot!.......2003-12-04

When I heard this song it made me laugh so hard. I had to hear it over and over. It is not just for christmas it is a great song for those of us who like bathroom humor. We all do it and might as well laugh at someone who was smart enough to write a song.The girl singing the song is precious. This song is a real hoot!

Bound to be a Christmas classice.......2002-12-22

On the way to work this morning I heard this song on The John Boy and Billy Show... All I can say is hillarious. I almost took out the ATM. I was laughing so hard. Buy this one and break it out every Christmas.

As if children need to learn more disrespect.......2002-12-18

I heard this on KFRG this morning, I have a very healthy sense of humor but as a kid I was in awe of Santa Claus, Policemen, Teachers, the Easter Bunny, and other authority figures who loved children. Kids today can sue their parents if they are unhappy, guns are prevelant in schools, now they are taught to fart on the only person left who will bring them gifts for no other reason than they were "good" kids. Perfect. Next year we'll have a song about kids pulling guns on Santa to get the toys they want. Where did the respect go?

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