I Am Santa Claus

I Am Santa Claus

Editorial Reviews

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Looking for irreverence in your holiday nut mix? Bob Rivers does such a great job of social, political, and seasonal satire under the guise of many a familiar holiday tune that he's lucky he hasn't been run over by a reindeer. Rivers apes all the department-store Santas (sung to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus") with "There's Another Santa Claus," lambastes "Teddy Kennedy the Red-Nosed Senator," and sends up Marlon Brando's Godfather in the inspired "A Letter to Santa," which warns of Santa's movement into mob territory. There are a few clunkers among the moving and snoozing targets, but Rivers nearly always elicits a chuckle. The biggest yuks, though, come on the title track as he reaches back to Black Sabbath's "I Am Ironman" classic to turn dear old Santa into a heavy-metal monster. Call it "Headnog"--and get it for the unholy rollers on your list. --Martin Keller

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I Am Santa Claus
Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
  • Bob River's is the BEST!
  • Bob Rivers Santa
  • Truly twisted
  • bad lang.
  • Many good, humorous songs
I Am Santa Claus
Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Manufacturer: Atlantic / Wea
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

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CDs $7 - $10CDs $7 - $10 | Holiday Music | Miscellaneous | Today's Deals in Music | Formats | Music
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ASIN: B000002IX7
Release Date: 1993-11-02

Tracks:

  1. There's Another Santa Claus
  2. Walkin 'Round In Women's Underwear
  3. I Am Santa Claus
  4. Manger 6
  5. O Little Town Of Bethlehem
  6. I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer
  7. Teddy The Red-Nosed Senator
  8. Grahbe Yahbalz
  9. A Letter To Santa
  10. Jingle Hells Bells
  11. The Kids
  12. The Magical Kingdom Of Claus
  13. The 'What's It To Ya' Chorus
  14. Didn't I Get This Last Year?
  15. The Under Tree World Of Jacques Cousteau
  16. O Christmas Tree

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Looking for irreverence in your holiday nut mix? Bob Rivers does such a great job of social, political, and seasonal satire under the guise of many a familiar holiday tune that he's lucky he hasn't been run over by a reindeer. Rivers apes all the department-store Santas (sung to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus") with "There's Another Santa Claus," lambastes "Teddy Kennedy the Red-Nosed Senator," and sends up Marlon Brando's Godfather in the inspired "A Letter to Santa," which warns of Santa's movement into mob territory. There are a few clunkers among the moving and snoozing targets, but Rivers nearly always elicits a chuckle. The biggest yuks, though, come on the title track as he reaches back to Black Sabbath's "I Am Ironman" classic to turn dear old Santa into a heavy-metal monster. Call it "Headnog"--and get it for the unholy rollers on your list. --Martin Keller

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars Bob River's is the BEST!.......2007-07-23

Bob River's is a very talented guy. I own all his CD's and I listen to them over and over again. My husband complains that he's tired of listening to the same 5 Christmas CD's so I emailed Mr. Rivers and asked him if he was planning to release a new CD in the future. He responded (I was surprised he took the time to answer my email!) and said that he was hoping to release a new Christmas CD in a year! I can hardly wait! If you like comedy, I would recommend all 5 of his Xmas CD's.

3 out of 5 stars Bob Rivers Santa.......2007-02-06

Very twisted and very funny. A real must for the Christmas Grinch

4 out of 5 stars Truly twisted.......2007-01-12

This is great for unstuffing the holidays. My teen really loved it. She just couldn't stop laughing. Bob Rivers takes old favorites and gives them new words to stop you in your tracks.

1 out of 5 stars bad lang........2007-01-10

I was looking for funny christmas music not just a bunch of cursing.

5 out of 5 stars Many good, humorous songs.......2007-01-04

I Laughed at every tune on this CD, from "What if God Smoked Cannibis" to "Manger 6". The selection was all songs I knew well and could immediately see the twisted change to. I would recommend this to anyone who did not hate humor.
Christmas Favorites
Average customer rating: Not rated
    Christmas Favorites
    Various Artists
    Manufacturer: Madacy Records
    ProductGroup: Music
    Binding: Audio CD

    GeneralGeneral | Soundtracks | Styles | Music
    GeneralGeneral | Vocal Pop | Pop | Styles | Music
    General ChristmasGeneral Christmas | Holiday | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
    Opera & VocalOpera & Vocal | Holiday | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music
    All Bargain TitlesAll Bargain Titles | Holiday Music | Miscellaneous | Today's Deals in Music | Formats | Music
    General ChristmasGeneral Christmas | Holiday Music | Special Features | Music
    ASIN: B00006K0BY
    Release Date: 2002-10-08

    Tracks:

    1. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Starlite Studio Players
    2. Silver Bells - Starlite Studio Players
    3. White Christmas - Starlite Studio Players
    4. O Come All Ye Faithful - Starlite Studio Players
    5. Silent Night - Starlite Studio Players
    6. Whispering Hope - Starlite Studio Players
    7. O Little Town Of Bethlehem - Starlite Studio Players
    8. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Starlite Studio Players
    9. The First Noel - Starlite Studio Players
    10. Blue Christmas - Starlite Studio Players
    11. O Holy Night - Starlite Studio Players
    12. Give Love On Christmas Day - Starlite Studio Players
    13. I'll Be Home For Christmas - Starlite Studio Players

    Tracks:

    1. Deck The Halls - Knightsbridge Choir
    2. Coventry Carol - Knightsbridge Choir
    3. The Friendly Beast - Knightsbridge Choir
    4. Amen - Knightsbridge Choir
    5. I Saw Three Ships - Knightsbridge Choir
    6. Cherry Tree Carol - Knightsbridge Choir
    7. He Is Sleeping In A Manger - Knightsbridge Choir
    8. Blessed Are The Pure In Heart - Knightsbridge Choir
    9. As Lately We Watch - Knightsbridge Choir
    10. Little Jesus Lay A-Sleeping - Knightsbridge Choir
    11. Angels O'er The Fields Were Singing - Knightsbridge Choir
    12. Christmas - Knightsbridge Choir
    13. The Cricket's Christmas - Knightsbridge Choir
    14. Ring Little Bells - Knightsbridge Choir
    15. Above On The Mountain - Knightsbridge Choir
    16. When Christmas Morn Is Dawning - Knightsbridge Choir
    17. The Christmas Tree With It's Candles Gleaming - Knightsbridge Choir
    18. O Come, O Come Emmanuel - Knightsbridge Choir
    19. Come Running You Shepards - Knightsbridge Choir
    20. How Brightly Shines The Morning Star - Knightsbridge Choir
    21. The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year - Knightsbridge Choir
    22. We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Knightsbridge Choir

    Mexican Music:

    1. I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me)
    2. I GUAR-RON-TEE [Live]
    3. In Search Of Freedom: Excerpts From His Most Memorable Speeches [Spoken Word]
    4. Is It Something I Said
    5. Jerry Seinfeld on Comedy
    6. Kerouac: Kicks Joy Darkness
    7. Lake Wobegon Loyalty Days
    8. Lenny Bruce Originals 1
    9. Lock 'N Load
    10. Long Story Short

    Mexican Music

    mexican music

    Mexican Music

    Not a Job [CD-single] [Enhanced] [Import]

    Shostakovich: String Quartets Nos. 8, 7 and 3

    Somhelgisfel

    Music CD: Quartet [Gold CD]

    Spin the Wheel [Import]

    Serie Platino

    Sticky Situations

    Tchaikovsky: Violin Concerto/Romeo & Juliet

    The Essential Bill Monroe & His Blue Grass Boys [Box set]

    Spirit Song [Import]

    Satisfied Mind

    Thirteen

    Sunny [CD-single] [Import]

    Barbed Wire Sandwich

    Peter Gabriel 1: Car