Customer Service Disasters [Explicit Lyrics]

About the Artist
The Touch-Tone Terrorist has appeared live in person on the Howard Stern Show while 5 cuts off the 2nd CD (A Permanent Lapse of Reason) have been aired on Howard Stern. Other noteworthy airplay includes: KQRC (Kansas City), Steve & D.C. (St. Louis), WEGR (Memphis), WNCD (Youngstown, OH), KYLD (San Francisco), Jonathan Brandmeier (Chicago, L.A.), WLIR, WMZK, KLAQ, WRHT, WSFO, WKLH, Man-Queer (Chicago), etc.

Product Description
These are the now infamous hi-jacked customer service calls! As heard on Howard Stern (4 calls) and Crank Yankers (track #13)! Plus (as reported in the LA Weekly, September 2002) UPS has tried to stop Infestation Records from selling this CD and "Permanent Lapse of Reason"! These are actual calls of people calling IN to resolve various customer service issues. The only problem is that the phone number they are calling has been hijacked by RUDE "customer care" misfits like Junkyard Willie, Jim Bob the Inbred Hillbilly and Blade the Drunken Rocker. Their motto is simple: The Customer is always WRONG. Unsuspecting callers get fed up, then scream, yell and raise hell! It's been said "You can't find good help these days" ...but it was never THIS bad! Treat customers like this at your work and you'll be out of a job! Running time: 1 hour and 13 minutes (includes 6 minutes of skits). This CD contains 16 mostly angry calls (15 of which are INBOUND customer service calls). This is the third of four CD volumes released under the names "Touch-Tone Terrorists" and "Junkyard Willie" (volume 4).

Customer Service Disasters [Explicit Lyrics]

Customer Service Disasters,Touch Tone Terrorists,Infestation Records,Comedy,Pop,Spoken / Comedy / Radio Shows

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Average customer rating: TTT VS JB's? The Best Prank Calls ever!!! Amazingly Hilarious MAY CAUSE ABDOMINAL RUPTURE "OOOOH, CASH MONEY"

Customer Service Disasters Touch Tone Terrorists Manufacturer: Infestation Records ProductGroup: Music Binding: Audio CD General | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music General | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Shock Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Contemporary Comedy | Comedy | Miscellaneous | Styles | Music Comedy & Spoken Word | Miscellaneous | Indie Music | Stores | Music Similar Items: Customer Service Crackpots A Permanent Lapse of Reason Appetite for Disruption Best Uncensored Crank Calls, Vol. 2 The Best Uncensored Crank Calls Vol. 1 ASIN: B00004Z1S5 Release Date: 2000-10-03

Tracks:

1. Damage Claim
2. Jive Ass Hussy
3. Rude Reps in Cubicles
4. Look on Your Damn Calander
5. Should Have Sent it Sooner
6. Junkyard Romance
7. Pay Yo Damn Bill
8. Excuse Me!
9. Human Resources
10. Customer Service Wackos
11. Rude Bird Brain
12. Fools in the Mailroom
13. Gimme Yer Tracking Number
14. Corrupt Admissions Director
15. Hip-No-Alergic
16. Drunk Phone Company Rep
17. Pee in Yo Gas Tank
18. Willie's On-Stage Comedy Bit

Album Description

These are the now infamous hi-jacked customer service calls! As heard on Howard Stern (4 calls) and Crank Yankers (track #13)! Plus (as reported in the LA Weekly, September 2002) UPS has tried to stop Infestation Records from selling this CD and "Permanent Lapse of Reason"! These are actual calls of people calling IN to resolve various customer service issues. The only problem is that the phone number they are calling has been hijacked by RUDE "customer care" misfits like Junkyard Willie, Jim Bob the Inbred Hillbilly and Blade the Drunken Rocker. Their motto is simple: The Customer is always WRONG. Unsuspecting callers get fed up, then scream, yell and raise hell! It's been said "You can't find good help these days" ...but it was never THIS bad! Treat customers like this at your work and you'll be out of a job! Running time: 1 hour and 13 minutes (includes 6 minutes of skits). This CD contains 16 mostly angry calls (15 of which are INBOUND customer service calls). This is the third of four CD volumes released under the names "Touch-Tone Terrorists" and "Junkyard Willie" (volume 4).

Customer Reviews:

TTT VS JB's?.......2007-07-23

Prank calls exist probably since the beginning of the telephone (or short thereafter) and the fact of the matter is that just like candid camera, this is funny business. Jerky boys was the first full fledged pranks on the telephone and I have to say there are some JB's moments that are so funny that a person unwillingly may dislocate their own jaw laughing. Touch Tone Terrorists are also extremely funny. This Guy Willie's voice is something to appreciate but eventually it does become funny. I laughed and laughed so I surely got my money's worth. I found a long time ago that when I mix music (Hot Hot Music) and one or two of this kind of humor it Cracks me Up and usually entertains whom ever else is in at the moment!. I am not going to compare too intensely TTT VS JB's but I will say that Jerky Boys along 3,4 albums they put out have some real nuggets. Like Pico, the guy that is afraid of his own shadow, the vegetable seller immigrant, there are too many funny ones and some duds. TTT are a welcome discovery and addition to my meager collection of this type of comedy. I have already purchased a second one, and I chose it after reading carefully what the fans are saying. Yes, this is Funny S..T! Make no mistake about it. By the way, Amazon.com rules when you really compare them to what is out there! I love when I want to speak with them and in less than a second my phone starts ringing!! How's that for cool! And the people who are posting these reviews are very cool to do so in the first place. How valuable their opinions are to me? They'll never know! I am learning the art of comparing reviews and get a solid accurate picture of what is I am trying to find out, for Free!!! Sorry, I probably went overboard just then. Long Live Comedy's Touch Tone Terrorists "Customer Service Disasters" sets the perfect note for a Healthy Laugh! 4 Stars for My Compadres!!

The Best Prank Calls ever!!!.......2006-06-28

Barr none, these are the best prank calls ever! I don't know how this guy can keep all his voices straight (the same guy does all the voices) but he manages to do so.

I would recommend this CD for all lovers of foul Shock Jock prank type humor. There is no comparison to The Jerkey Boys,(or whatever popular group happens to be in your city) RePete is simply the best. Trust me on this one, and check out my other reviews!

MC White said: This CD will rock your socks off! Two thumbs up!!!

Amazingly Hilarious.......2006-04-21

This cd is so hilarious. These are real people trying to call real companys. When this cd was made UPS was going on strike. However there's no way they would ever have hired someone like Willie or Jim Bob, let alone make Jim Bob the supervisor. The guy is a genious getting into character with each transfer especially when he plays the normal guy trying to help the customer. "Jive Hussy" was so mean and so funny. I completely lauph so hard every time Willie tells the woman calling the bank to look on her calendar. Even though I know these characters are made up I still envision Willie mouthing off on the job. He is so rude. I guarentee that when you hear this you'll laugh so hard you'll hurt your stomache (not too much though, it's a good hurt).

MAY CAUSE ABDOMINAL RUPTURE.......2005-12-02

This is perhaps the funniest crank call album ever made and one of the funniest comedy albums of any genre. Staggeringly brilliant. Listen with your friends and fall over in tears. Get this now or I'll bop yo' ass with a fungo bat!!!!!!

"OOOOH, CASH MONEY".......2005-02-10

This cd and its follow-up, "Customer Service Crackpots" are sheer works of genius. I have a difficult time accepting that these are staged because the ANGER and SURPRISE from those calling in feels too real. I can only imagine the stuff RePete has in the vaults that his other victims refuse to sign releases for - there MUST be even MORE where this came from. That's what makes the last two releases of the four the most funny - the ANGER and DISRESPECT. The first two were more about making the other person laugh; these, on the other hand are about making the person on the other line VULNERABLE to ABUSE. Junkyard Willie and crew are SCREAMS. This is GREAT stuff - absolute GOLD. Not only that, but I still laugh hard even after multiple plays. GREAT, GREAT STUFF!!!!

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